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- Nanhy Chor Ki Kahani
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1 dafa ka zikr hai, Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha..
Un ke yahan 1 chor paida hua,
Pehly woh choti choti choriyan karta tha,
Phir daaky dalny shuru kiye phir..
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Aur Aaj Woh 1 Mulk Ka PRESIDANT Hai.
The End
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sweet Nisha On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Baba Ranchoddas On Dosti...
"Dost ke piche mat bhaago...
Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki Girl Friend ke piche bhaago..
Dost Jhakh Maar Ke Tumhare Piche Ayega"
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Chanda - Donation
Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,
Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya
Kaha “CHANDA”.
UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly
Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
“ChandA.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Larki
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- ~~~~~!!!!Doctors Film!!~~~~
If doctors start making films the names will be
1.''Paralyse ho na ho''.....
2. "Hum blood de chuke sanam''.........
3. "mere yaar ki endoscopy hay".........
4. "kash ap hamare patient hote"...........
5. "kavi ICU kavi CCU ''............
6. "operation to hona hi tha"..........
7. ''Hamara stethoscope ap k pas hay''..
8. "om surgery om''..''
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Boy And Girl
boy: whats your name..?
girl: kyun bataon, mein tumhay nahi janti.
boy: na batao mein konsa tumhay apni new honda car mein bitha k 5star resturant ley janey wala tha....
girl: sobiya b.com final year jinnah college timming 8am to 1pm.
wo samney wali gali mein tessrey ghar mein rehti hoon...:-p
hahahahhahahahaha
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Bas-kar-Saleem
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Dost
¤1 Friend:
Yaar,Me Apna Purse Ghar Bhol Aaya, Mujhe 1000 Rupay Chahiye.!
2 Friend:
Dost Hi Dost k Kam Aata Hai, Le 20 Rupay, Raksha Karo or Purse Le aao..
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pak traffic police
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aaj sayyy
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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