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- BOSS ka number
"SHAETAN" ne kaha:
kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga!
maine AAP ka number diya to "SHETAN" bola:
Abay marwaya ga kya,
yeh to BOSS ka number hai..
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By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ek larke ko larki se pyar ho gya
Ek larke ko larki se pyar ho gya,
Lekin larki ne usay thukra dya.
Larkay ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mujhse mohbt ka iqrar kro gi.
Or larka din rat, barish mein dhoop mein us k ghr k samnay khara rha.
99th din larki ko waqai larke ki mohbt ka ehsas ho gya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar kron gi lekin jb wo larke ko milnay gyi to larka usay wahan na mila or ek kaghaz mila jis pr likha tha.
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"Tere chakar mein teri behan set ho gyi hai"
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By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Kia kr rahe ho?
Kia kr rahe ho?
agr farig ho tu mere pas ao
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or pas
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or pas a kr mujhe?
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hawa do kyun k light nhe he or garmi bohat hai..!!
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pyar me Zuban chup ho
Pyar me Zuban chup ho to Ankhen Bolti hain.....
Ankhen chup hon to Dil bolta hai...
Aur agar Dil bhi chup ho to?
Molvi bolta hy
"4 Takbeer Namaz-e-Janaza.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Happy biryani day
1 Murgi ko QATAL kro
Oil me Usy GUSAL do
Phir Dahi ka KAFAN do
Shan Masaly se Khushbu ki dhooni do
Us k bad Chawal me uski QABAR Bnao
Jab Tayyar ho jaye to mujhe bula lena
Mein us ki namz-e-janaza parha k apne pet me dafan kar don ga.
Happy biryani day
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By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Karachi university road
Breaking News
Karachi university road par
5 afrad ko na maloom motor cycle sawaron ne
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salam kiya, 3 ne jawab diya 2 ke muun mein GUTKA tha... ;-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Zara thehro.....!
Zara thehro.....!
Chalay jana.....!
Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,
Boht waqt nahi laina,
Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,
Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,
Na koi faryad krni hai,
Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,
Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,
Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,
Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K
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Tumhari LIGHT a gai kya?
hmari to gai hoi hy.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Jab light ho out of control
Jab light ho out of control,
tu khirki darwaze khool,
khirki darwaze khool,
Chanda mama ko bol!
"ALL IzZ wELL"
WAPDA kia jane student ka kya hoga?
Tayari karega ya paseny me hoga?
Koi na jany inka result kiya ho ga?
To Candle jala, UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol"Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL......!"
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Attractive Jobs Available
Attractive Jobs Available
Salary Rs:130000/month
Job Details:
1- Train ki headlight fuse ho gai hai, us k agay candle le kar bhagna hai. :D
2- Karachi main beach per sumandar k pani ko wiper se wapas ander karna hai. :P
3- Bank main cashier k samnay zaban nikal kar baithna hai takay angutha laga k note gin sakay. :D
4- Khambon per charh kar taroon per geela kapra marna hai. :D
5- Ufone k tower per baith kar warid k signal hath se roknay hain:P
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By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Musibat Mai Ho To
Musibat Mai Ho To Kabhi ye Na Socho
K Kon Sa Dost Kaam Aaye Ga!
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K
Ab Dost Kon Si "FILM" Chalaye ga. :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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