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Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 61
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- MY CLASS TEACHER
Class teacher ne students ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha
Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:
Sir
'Kanjar' ko english me kya kehte hy =P
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- World Dogs Competition
World Dogs Competition Ho Raha Tha.
Bush German, Shephard laya,
Obama, Bull Terrier laya,
Bill Clinton, Alsation laya,
Aur Hamaray "Walay" Ka Confidence To Dekhain,
Khali Haath Hi Chala Gaya,
Aur 1st Prize Jeet Ke le Aaya...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/1/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Boy To Girl
Boy To Girl :
Thanx
Girl :
Welcome, But For What?
Boy :
Abhi Jo Tum Mujhe Apna Number Do Gi Is Liye...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Maa da ladla
Mai kuch din apny exam ki tension ke waja se khamosh tha
Piyaroo
.
.
.
Tum samjhe k maa da ladla sudhar gaya :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- kam se kam
Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha
To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai
Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi
Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na
Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: kkbhai On: 5/31/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Inventions
GRAHAM BELL
Found
Telephone
EDISON
Found
Electric Bulb
MARCONI
Found
Radio
COLUMBUS
Found
America
Tu Bas Mobile Nu Angutha Marija Nalayak!
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 5/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don memon ha
Don
Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges
Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain
Magar
Don Sirf
Miss Calls
Karta Hain
Kyon Ke
Don Memon Hai...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: kkbhai On: 5/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Haji DON
Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz
Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain
Ap Ka Khadim
Haji Don
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: kkbhai On: 5/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don ka intezar
DON Ka Intazar
11 Colleges Ki Larkiyan Kr Rhi Hain Par,,,?
DON Ka College Jana Mushkil He Nahi
Na Mumkin Hai, Q K
?
?
?
?
?
DON Matric Fail Hai…
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: kkbhai On: 5/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Over nahi hona chaheya
A New Vaccum Salesman Knocked On The Door.
A Lady Opened It.
Before She Could Speak, The Salesman Rushed Into The Living Room
And Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shit On The Carpet.
Salesman:
Madam, If I Couldn’t Clean This Up
With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner,
I’ll Eat All This Shit !
Lady:
Do You Need Chilli Sauce With That?
Salesman:
Why Madam?
Lady:
Because There’s No Electricty In The House.
Moral:
Zyada Over Nai Hona Chahye:-P
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: kkbhai On: 5/30/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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Ansar says:
( Saturday, November 14, 2009 )
Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Bubbli:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hain..
rizwan says:
( Saturday, November 14, 2009 )
Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Bubbli:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hain..
Ansar says:
( Saturday, November 14, 2009 )
Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy
Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro
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