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Total SMS in Urdu Funny SMS: 1022
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Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 51
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- Memon Room
Memon k kamray se Chuntiyan bahar ja rahi theen.
Memon: Kahan ja rhi ho or kia le k ja rahi ho?
Chunti: ßhai bhooke marnay se to Behtr hai Hijrat kar jæn.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Strong Teeth
Afridi ne Ball chaba ke de diya is baat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaye,
Masoorhe sehat mand
Aur
Dant mazboot! ;->
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 2/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- True Love
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,
Aur tu usy chaat le...
Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custard
jaisa lage to samajh lena,
Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Nafrat Ki Nigah
Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.
Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pakistan Hai
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:
Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?
Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...
Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof...!!
Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Dukh Bhari Kahani
Meri
Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno......
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Apka
qasoor nahi, koi B Merey Jazbaat Nahi Smjta.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Toofan
1 Kashti Toofan Me Phans Gai,
Capton: Kisi Ko Tufan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai?
Ek Molvi: Mujhe!
Capton:
Theek Hai, Tum Dua Mango..
Hamare Pas 1 Life Jacket Kam Hai..
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Saad On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Hockey And Cricket
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo...
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Saad On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Newton 5th Law
Newton's 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad
"Newton's 5th law":
If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,
You Can Kick Your Own Hips!!
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Mobile SMS On: 1/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe
Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe
Kon Aapka Saath NIBHATA hai?
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Aapka Dost?
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Ya Phir Aapka hamsafar?
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G Nahi. Sirf Or Sirf
Aapki "CHAPPAL".
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Tina On: 1/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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( Saturday, January 30, 2010 )
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Moon says:
( Wednesday, January 20, 2010 )
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( Thursday, January 07, 2010 )
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( Sunday, December 27, 2009 )
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( Tuesday, December 15, 2009 )
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( Sunday, November 15, 2009 )
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bilal says:
( Thursday, October 29, 2009 )
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To
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( Thursday, October 08, 2009 )
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Memon Tiger says:
( Saturday, September 26, 2009 )
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( Saturday, September 26, 2009 )
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