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Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 52
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- Hoor Ki Tareef
1 Molvi Jumay k Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.
Hoor Aisi Hogi, Wesi Hogi,
Jab Ziyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola:
"Aur Kya Tareef Karon,
Bas,
Ghulam Din ki BV ko Dekh Lo". :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Haseen Larki
1 MAKRAANI Bohat Dair Se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor Raha Tha:
Larki: Kya Dekh Rahay Ho?
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MAKRANI: Hum Soch Raha Tha K,
Agar Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To Hum Bhi KHOBSURAT Hota. :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- SACHA PYAR
Is Waqt Pakistan k 4 Barray Problems Hain:
1.Load Shedding.
2.Mehngaai.
3.Taliban.
Aur
4.Naujawano Ko Her Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR. :-)
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Shaadi Karun Gi
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3'5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny
DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P
Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- MAZAR KA LANGAR
Kya Batayen Apne Doston Ki,
Wo To Hain Nirale Bandar..
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GIRL FRIEND K Liye 'Food Centre'
or dosto k ley "MAZAR KA LANGAR."
(',')
<)"(>
_/" /_
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Friendship means
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Mehwish On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Gujjar
My name is khan ka Part 3 anay wala hai,
My Name Is Gujjar And I Am Not A Kanjar...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Mehwish On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Khamosh palkon se
Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jate hein,
Aap kia jane, aap kitne yaad aate hein..
Abhi b usi mor pe khare hain, jahan
Aap ne kaha tha,,,,
"Thehro! Hum
PAKORAY le k aatey hein..."
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Nanhy Chor Ki Kahani
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1 dafa ka zikr hai, Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha..
Un ke yahan 1 chor paida hua,
Pehly woh choti choti choriyan karta tha,
Phir daaky dalny shuru kiye phir..
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Aur Aaj Woh 1 Mulk Ka PRESIDANT Hai.
The End
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sweet Nisha On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Baba Ranchoddas On Dosti...
"Dost ke piche mat bhaago...
Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki Girl Friend ke piche bhaago..
Dost Jhakh Maar Ke Tumhare Piche Ayega"
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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( Saturday, January 30, 2010 )
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( Wednesday, January 20, 2010 )
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( Thursday, January 07, 2010 )
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( Tuesday, December 15, 2009 )
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SHAWAIZ BHAMBHRO says:
( Sunday, November 15, 2009 )
Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
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Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
bilal says:
( Thursday, October 29, 2009 )
Ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai,
Zamane mein laga doon ga...
Us ki Doli Jo Uthi...
To
Koi Baat Nahi...
"Doosri Phansa Loon ga.."
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( Thursday, October 08, 2009 )
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Memon Tiger says:
( Saturday, September 26, 2009 )
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