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Total SMS in Urdu Funny SMS: 594
Total Members that contributed to Urdu Funny SMS: 87
Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 25
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Urdu Funny SMS was last updated on: 7/3/2009 3:01:34 AM
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- Insaniyat
Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Tute hue dil se pyar karo gi
Larka:
Tute hue dil se pyar karo gi...... ya dil tootnay tak pyar karo gi...........
Larki:
Tuti hui chappal se maar khaye ga........... ya chappal tootnay tak maar khaye ga...........
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Gairo me kaha daam tha...
Gairo me kaha daam tha...
meri haddi wahan tuti, jahan hospital band tha...
mujhe jis ambulance me dala,uska petrol khatam tha...
mujhe rikshe me isliye baithaya, kyunki uska kiraya kaam tha...
mujhe doctor ne uthaya. nurse me kaha dam tha...
mujhe jis bed par letaya, uske niche bomb tha...
mujhe to bomb ne udaya, goli me kaha dam tha...
mujhe sadak me dafnaya, kyunki kabristan me function tha...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Zardari's Performance
Shaitan: Jack tumhari duty aaj se America main,
Juli tum UK jao, Peter tum India .
Jack: Pakistan kisko bhijwana hai?
Shaitan: Kisi ko nahi, I'm satisfied with Zardari's Performance.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Magic Trick
Do a magic trick
Aik glass thanda pani apne barabar baithey hue bandey per dal dain.
Ye thanda pani
USS
ko garam kar de ga.
Try it
At
ur own risk..
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Lab-pe-ati hai dua ban kay tamana meri…
Lab-pe-ati hai dua ban kay tamana meri…
Zindagi ek lover ki surat hoo khudaya meri
Impress mujh say her aik larki hoo jaye…
Meri aik nazar per dil apna who day jaye…
hoo meray jeans say yunhi meray bandan ki zeenat
Jis terhan makeup say hoty hai husn ki zeenat
Ho mera kaam school college kay bahir flirt kerna
Her haseen larki ki maa ki izat kerna
Meray Allah parhai say bachana muj ko
Ishq ki jo rah hai usi rah pey chalana mujko..
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/30/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- 1st day college
1st day college boy asked girl :
"What is your name?"
Girl: Mujhe sab behen kehte hein.
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Boy: Aur mujhe sab "Behnoi"...
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- LoadShedding SMS
Disscussion b/w 2 person in year 1980..
A :yaar yeh light kab jati hai
B :pata nahi mere khiyal main sal main ek baar jati hai
1990..
A :yaar yeh light kyuon jaati hai
B :pata nahi mere khiyal main transfarmer badalte hain
2009..
A :yaar yeh light kab aati hai
B :jub hamarai ilaqay ki jai gi tub tumhari ilaqay ki aai gi
2010..
A :yaar yeh light aai gi aaj
B :nahi aaj MULTAN main hai kal LAHORE ki bari hogi
2015..
A :yaar suna hai puranai waqtoon main light hua krti thi.
B :yeh light kia hai.
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/28/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Memon SMS
Boy: ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker do main ap ko us ke wazan ke brabar sona dunga
Memon: mujhe waqt do
Boy: sochne ke liye?
Memon:
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nahi beti ka wazan barhanay ke liye
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- CONGRESS KU Vote Dalo
Hum Gaye the Unke Ghar
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo
Unki Ammi/Mom Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra Kay Bole Aunty!
CONGRESS KU Vote Dalo
Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Urdu Funny SMS at this Page:
aleena says:
( Wednesday, July 01, 2009 )
wah ji thanks funny sms,dil khush ho gaya.
Shoaib says:
( Tuesday, June 30, 2009 )
yar sms khatam ho gaye kia:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Shoaib says:
( Tuesday, June 30, 2009 )
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh
hahahhahahahaha
munawar khan says:
( Saturday, May 02, 2009 )
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Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
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kainat says:
( Saturday, April 25, 2009 )
Tum sab ko apne President ki Izzat krni chaheye,
Un ke Izzat TUM per Farz hai.
Wo khabees aap ka sadar hy,
Us harami ke khuch Izat hy,
Khabardar agr us Kutte ko kisi ne Galli de,
Heya karo wo Zalil hamara Sadar hy,
Hum us ullu k pathe ke Izat nhi
Kre ge to wo kameena dunya
Mein badnaam ho jae ga.
ha ha ha
"kainat"
kainat says:
( Saturday, April 25, 2009 )
"Zardari k liye Mazmoon"
Aap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
"kainat"
hania says:
( Friday, April 24, 2009 )
hello guyz......... this is jst a febbelus website i realy liked it so plz continued
danish says:
( Thursday, April 16, 2009 )
hil have nice day
PuNishEr says:
( Saturday, March 28, 2009 )
Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Thook Denge
Saale ko....
SHAKEEL says:
( Sunday, March 22, 2009 )
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