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- Aslam ki behan ko chera
Teacher student sey :
" Pappu ne dopeher ko Aslam ki behan ko chera ".
Iss ka Future Tense batao ?
Student:
Aslam raat ko Pappu ko kutte ki tarah dhoee ga:-D
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Newton's New Law Of Bookology
"Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears!"
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Faisal On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- We pronounce
We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Mehwish On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Table Per Ink
Teacher student se:
(table per ink kis ne grai he?)
Is jumlay ko tum apni zaban mai kis tarah se kaho gay?
Student: Ye Kis Jahil Ke Bachy Ne Apni Okaat Dikhaie Hai?
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- used mostly by others
Teacher in class room asked:
Something belongs to you but used
mostly by others?
Student : Sir it is your own name.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- MUBARAK ho
PAPERS ki Roti,
NOTES ka Aachar
TUBE LITE ki Kirney,
QUESTIONS ki Bharmar
TEACHER ki Dushmani,
DOSTON ka Pyar
MUBARAK ho STUDENTS,
PRELIAMS ka TEHWAR....
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Tabinda On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Lesson For Engineering Students
What's the lesson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?
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Ans:Engineering Parh Ker Bhi Medical Ki Bachi Phsai Ja Sakti Hai.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Tina On: 2/27/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- MBA
Aik admi roz subh darakht ki shakh pe beth jata tha..
Pocho q???
MBA kr k pagal hogya tha, apne apko branch manager samajhta tha!
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rehan On: 2/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Books
Door
Se
Dekha
To
Books
Thin...
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To Paas Jane ka To Sawal He Paida Nahi Hota. :-)
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rehan On: 2/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don’t Study Too Much
Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself:
Or in the End you Would Be
Like
Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg,
While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch,
Or
Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime.
Or Above all
Louis Pasteur Who forgot the Very Day of his Wedding.
Live With Your All Senses Open. :-)
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Mehwish On: 2/20/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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owoeye iyewumi says:
( Friday, July 03, 2009 )
am a student of boy senior acacemy simpson street Lagos island Nigeria Lagos, my joke of 2day is
teacher who born u self
teacher said your father
student no be your mama
gurpreet says:
( Monday, February 02, 2009 )
this is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny sms
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