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- P.H.D
Teacher: Shalwar k nalay ko English main kya kehtay hain?
Student: P.H.D
Teacher: Is ka kya matlab hay?
Student: Pajama Holding Device.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Table Tanis
Teacher : What is thee defination of Ping Pong ( Table Tanis )
Student Sir, Batti (Light) ke Neeche
Paate ke Upper
Idher see thak thak Uddher se thaka thek.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- In Students life
In
Students
life
v
r
so
poor
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V
can't
Even
PAY
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attEntiOn !
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sikandar-A-zame & Arastu
Once Sikandar-zame-A & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.
There was a deep river in way.
Arastu decided to cross 1st & said:
"It's not important that Arastu will die,
but it's so important that Sikandar will survive."
Because Sikandar is 'THE NEED' of this world.
Sikandar laughed, moved ahead & said:
"It's so important that Arastu will survive,
because Sikandar can't make Arastu, but Arastu can make many Sikandars.
Dedicated to all teachers!
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/17/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- on a college test
on a college test
a student who wasn't prepared
left the page blank
and wrote at the bottom
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dedicated to my memory
which recently passed away
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- ToP 3 Sweetest Sleeps
ToP 3 Sweetest Sleeps
1.SleepNg On Moms Lap wen we r Tired
2.SleepNg On Lover's shoulder wen we r alone
3.Sleepng with open eyes wen our Teachrs r Teaching.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna...
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/13/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- A.C.C.A paper!
A.C.C.A paper!
Q:What is the capital in France ?
Students wrote Paris as the capital of France.
Result Day: All Students hv bin failed.
Examiner’s comment (with a Devil’s laugh) :
Capital in France is “F”, a very easy and simple question but students got confused.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/13/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Students ko mukhlisana mashwara
Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai
k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from
"STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION"
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/13/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- An Engineering Student To A Sweeper
An Engineering Student To A Sweeper:
Maire paas degree hay ...
Knowledge hay...
Izzat hay….
Tumhaare paas kia hay?
Sweeper:
Maire paas naukri hai..
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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owoeye iyewumi says:
( Friday, July 03, 2009 )
am a student of boy senior acacemy simpson street Lagos island Nigeria Lagos, my joke of 2day is
teacher who born u self
teacher said your father
student no be your mama
gurpreet says:
( Monday, February 02, 2009 )
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