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Silly Quotes SMS was last updated on: 2/2/2010 1:23:26 PM
- Only One Perfect Child
There's Only One Perfect Child in the World & Every Mother has it.
There's Only One Perfect Wife in the World & Every Neighbor has it.
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By: Angel Of Love On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Road accidents
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which means - it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving
without drinking!!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Drinking
Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose?
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Desirable things
All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to
someone else!
Submitted in: Silly Quotes SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Boys have brains
Only 20 percent boys have brains,
rests have girlfriends!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Options for suicide
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping
from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we choose Marriage, slow sure!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Good man
He was a good man.
He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Every lady hopes
Every lady hopes that her daughter will
marry a better man than she did...
and is convinced that her son will never
find a wife as good as his father did!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don't walk
Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!
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By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance
and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Submitted in: Silly Quotes SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 1/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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