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Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 22
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  • Donkey di race
    Sardar to sardarni:

    "Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

    Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

    turya te jaanda nai,

    tay race lao gay"

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardar complained 2 Police
    Sardar complained 2 Police :
    Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.


    Police : How the theif did not take TV ???

    Sardar : I was watching TV na..

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Neend mein gaaliyan di
    Sardar Wife: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di...

    Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

    Sardar Wife: Kaisi galatfahami?

    Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Teacher sardar sey
    Teacher sardar sey Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mai

    'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,

    Sardar:-

    "Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
    'MAGAR'
    'MAGAR'

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/13/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardar traveling first time in plane
    sardar traveling first time in plane going to bombay. while its landing,

    he shouted " bombay bombay"

    airhostess said: "B silent"

    sardar: ok, ombay ombay

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Maya Khan On: 7/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardar museum gaya
    1 Sardar museum gaya, wahan us se 1 Statue toot gaya.

    OFFICER:
    you have broken a 5000 years old statue.

    Sardar:
    Thanks God,
    Main SAMJiYA NAWAN C...!

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Maya Khan On: 7/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardarji opens his lunch box
    Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....

    why?Huh

    Just to confirm whether he is going to

    or coming back from the office...

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi
    sardar: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
    Friend: aur ab???

    Sardar: kha hi jaanda te changa c

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 7/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardar Ne A.C Lgwaya..
    Sardar Ne A.C Lgwaya..

    1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:

    Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?

    sardar:
    .
    .
    .

    Tabi to Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Ha.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Maya Khan On: 7/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMS
  • Sardar g ka ghora
    Sardar g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,

    kisi ne poocha:

    Sardar g apka ghora konsa hai?

    Sardar:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu

    agay laya hoya ae.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Maya Khan On: 7/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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