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Total SMS in Sardar Ji SMS: 411
Total Members that contributed to Sardar Ji SMS: 60
Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 18
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- Gift
Sardar to 2nd sardar:
Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage
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2nd sardar:
Goli mar de...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Free Gift
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- How to kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
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I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Undertaker
Aik sardar USA gaya.
Wahan wo church mein gaya to achanak awaz ayi "Tannn"
Aitefaq se light bhi chali gai..
Sardar dar ke bola:
"khana kharab Bhago! Undertaker a gaya hai"
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Free Web SMS On: 12/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Leakage Child
Sardar ke Ghar Beta Hua...
Sardar ne usey Goud mein liya...
Us ne susu ker diya..
SARDAR: Nurse dusra do,
"Ye Leak ho raha hai..."
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Daarhi-MoONch
1st Sardar:
"Yar Tu itna Barra ho gaya hai
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abhi tak Teri Daarhi-MoONch Nahi haI..?"
2nd Sardar:
"Yar Main Apni AMMI Par Gya hoOn..."
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 12/26/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Double roti
1 sardar roti kay ooper roti rakh
kar kha raha tha.
B.v.boli: Sardar jee kya hua?
Sardar: Tabiyat kharab hai.
Doctor ne double roti khanay ko bola hai.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 12/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Monitor
Sardar school mein hans raha tha...
Aik larka bola chup kar jao..
Sardar: Kyun, Aur tum kon ho?
Larka: Mein Monitor hoon...
Sardar: To mein bhi CPU hoon...
De Taali..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Ayesha Khan On: 12/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardar ke ghar chori
1 sardar ke ghar chori ho gayi,
Chor us ki biwi ke zewar le gaye...
Logon ne kaha:
Chalo sardar jee izzat to bach gayi bhabi ki...
Sardar bola:
O wech wech ke ty zewar liya c...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 12/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Oxygen is must
Teacher: oxygen is must 4 breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thank God!!!
I was born after that. Pehhle Paida hota te mar i janda!!!
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 12/21/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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