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Total SMS in Sardar Ji SMS: 487
Total Members that contributed to Sardar Ji SMS: 62
Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 22
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- Race
Sardar:Ao race lagate hein...
Jo haara woh 1000 rupey de ga..
Pathan:Lekin mujhe rasta nahi maloom...
Sardar:Bus tum mere peeche peeche rehna...
Pathan:Thanks Yar...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 10/2/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- No more Petrol
Taxi driver: Sardar jee petrol khatam ho gaya hai, car aage nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: ohho..!
Chal koi gal nahi wapis mor le!
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Send Free SMS On: 9/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Bad Character
Sardar Ka Dost: Yaar Tu Ne Apni Biwi Ko Talaaq Kyon De Di?
Sardar: Yaar Actually uska Character Bohat Kharab Tha.
Shadi Mujhse Ki Thi. Aur Bachay Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi. :-)
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Poem by Sardar
Poem by Sardar:
One Fine morning in the Middle of the night.
Two dead boys woke up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Took out their swords & shot each other.
One deaf policeman heard the noise & killed the two dead boys.
Believe this lie, Its really true.
Ask the blind beggar, He saw it Too!
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/26/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/25/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardar and Bird
A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
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And dropped it!
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/21/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Hum 3no
Major Rohail Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar b Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar 2 Major Rohail
“Hume shadi kr leni chaheye
3no husbnd wife khushi khushi
zindagi guzare ge”
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 9/20/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardar ki biwi
Sardar ki biwi us ke driver ke saath bhaag gayi..
Logo ne poocha:Sardar ji hun ki karo ge?
Sardar:Karna kya hai, ab khud gari chalani pare gi..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/19/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pag
Kisi ney SARDAR ji sy pocha:
Sardar ji tusi ey sir ty pag kiyoon phntey ho?
Sardar: Oh yaar! Ghal ey vey k sada koi damagh na chori kar ley.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/18/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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