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Total SMS in Sardar Ji SMS: 285
Total Members that contributed to Sardar Ji SMS: 41
Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 12
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Sardar Ji SMS was last updated on: 7/3/2009 3:00:38 AM
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- Sardar
Sardar school main ek black or ek white shoes pehn aya
Teacher: Ghar wapis jao or change kar k aao.
Sardar: koi faida nahi master g ghar v ek kala te ek chitta e piya a.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Twenty Twenty
Sardar ki maa ki tabeat kharab thi jab hospital le k gaya to Doctor ne kaha in k test honge,
Sardar g ghabra k bole doctor sahab maa di umar zyada hai
test chaddo
20,20 karwlo........
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Tambaku Noshi
Ek sardar 2 meter lambe pipe se hukka pee raha tha, ek aadmi usay daikha kar bola
Aadmi: Sardar jee itne lambe pipe se hukka kyun pee rahay ho?
Sardar: Doctor sahab ne tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Sunday is a Holiday
Ek sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha.
Ek admi ne puchha " Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte kyo ho?"
Sardar: Maine padha hai "Sunday is a Holiday"..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/30/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- My husband went to buy potatoes
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he has not come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesnot u cook something else?
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tamilian Vs Sardarji!!!
A Tamilian and a sardar are traveling in a train. Bored tamilian wants to chat
.
So he asks sardar tamil therima? (Did u know tamil)
Sardar hits back Punjab tera baap..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/28/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Neend na aaye to??
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Electric Motor
DURING VIVA
Examiner: How does an electric motor runs?
Sardar: Dhuurrrr
Examiner shouts: Stop It!
Sardar: Dhur dhup dup dup dup dup...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/25/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Churail
A sardar jee was walking on the road at night alone,when he saw a beautiful lady.
He asked,
Tu kon ay?
She replied,
CHURAIL
Sardar,
"Tay fir chimmarh ja."
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Film
Major Rohail:
Tuje hospital me logo ne kyu mara?
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Sardar
"logo ka rush dekh k hum ne pocha yha kon sa film lga hy,bad me pta chla wo ICU hy"
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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mavra says:
( Friday, April 24, 2009 )
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Faheem says:
( Monday, March 16, 2009 )
i love sardar and sardarni also. yar ye sardar log bi kia cheaz hote hain hmesha dosroon ko hnsate rhte hain
faheem says:
( Wednesday, February 18, 2009 )
ek sardar se kisi ne pocha apka ek baqi jannay ke liye contact me 03139710244
king azeem says:
( Friday, February 06, 2009 )
lagey raho yaron u r so nice best wishes with u 4m the king of karachi
James says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
very very nice
Fara says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
achay jokes they.....
Raziya says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
once sardar riding a helicopter near kashmir,suddnly it crashed.whenreporter asked the reason he said it's too cool so i switch off the fan
Abbas says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
1 sardar ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangne gya,waha os ki ma gum hho gai.sardar bola;ya khuda teri khudai.. apni tay labbi nahi abbay d v gawai..
Asad says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
agar koi mujse dosti karna chahte ha toplz s no par contact kare 0314 9611485.thanksssssssssssssss.
Waseem says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
I just like to see sardar and pathan jokes. It makes my mouth bigger
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