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Total SMS in Sardar Ji SMS: 422
Total Members that contributed to Sardar Ji SMS: 62
Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 18
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Sardar Ji SMS was last updated on: 3/7/2010 2:01:28 AM

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  • Sardar Doing Translation
    Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha.
    O PEOPLE
    Oye Bagerto

    IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY
    Sakhti nal elan keta janda Ae

    IF ANYONE INTERFARE IN GOVT
    Jay kisi ne hakumat nal bagherti kiti

    HE WILL B PUNISHED HARD
    Oday nal kuteya'n warga salook kita jayega

    THATS ALL
    Hun Dafa ho jao.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Sweet Nisha On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Translate Punjabi Sentence
    Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

    Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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    Sardar:
    A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Lonely Heart On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Sardar in Hurry...!!!
    Sardar ke dono kaan jal gaye...
    Doctor: Tumharey kaan kese jaly.?
    Sardar: Main kameez istari kar raha tha ke phone aa gay
    Main ne jaldi main phone ki jagah istari kaan ko laga li
    Doctor: to doosra kaan kese jala?
    Sardar: Ab ambulance ko bhi phone karna tha na.

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Tripple Century
    sardar: cricket khel kar aya.

    dost: kitny runs banaye...???

    sardar: triple century hone mein 299 runs baqi thy mein out ho gaya....:-(

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • mummy daddy
    ek sardar apni ammi ki kameez or apne abu ki dhoti pehan kar bazar mein ghoom raha tha..:-p

    1 aadmi ny pocha: ye kia fashion hai..??

    sardar bola: oye mummy daddy mahol ....:-p

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • patri cross
    sardar: Shalimaar express kitney bajey guzrey gi ?????

    TT: 9 bajey

    sardar: local train ????

    TT: 1 bjey

    sardar: maal gaari ????

    TT: 12 bajey

    TT: Oo bhai jana kidhar hai ????

    sardar: patri cross karni hai .......

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Network
    Sardar mobile company main job lene gaya,
    Pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usse mar
    k bhaga dia.
    Sawal tha : Sab se mashhoor network konsa hai? ?

    Sardar : "Cartoon Network"...

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Glass
    english man: My grandfather died at the age of 96



    but he never used glasses.


    Sardar: I know......



    Some peopel drink directly from tooti....

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • LOL
    Sardar thought "LOL" mean
    "lots of love".

    So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
    he Sent it in da Following txt
    ''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Kiran On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Sardar's Wife
    "Sardar ki biwi:

    Oh,Ji Car ki Speed kyon barha di?

    Sardar:

    Gari k Break Fail ho gaye hen,

    Is se pehle Accident hojaye jaldi Ghar pohanch jate hen...!-)

  • Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS By: Tina On: 2/13/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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vicky says:
( Thursday, February 04, 2010 )

NICE SMS COLLECTION
sohail says:
( Monday, October 19, 2009 )

jin baba ka sms hy kissi k pass to send me 03345181914
soahil says:
( Monday, October 19, 2009 )

hi,
i m sohail joke achy hainmuj ko aik dost ki tallash hy 03345181914waiting for reply

Amjad says:
( Thursday, October 15, 2009 )

these are so good jokes and i like sardar jokes
Mohsin ali says:
( Friday, September 18, 2009 )

HI.I AM MOHSIN DO YOU WANT TO MAKE FRIENDSHEP CONTECT WITH ME ON THIS NUMBER.03334351299
Kulsoom says:
( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )

I am Kulsoom
I live alone
I have my own Flat
For frndshp
042-37672706

mavra says:
( Friday, April 24, 2009 )

plzzzzzzzz contact me plzzzzzzzzz im waiting janu

Faheem says:
( Monday, March 16, 2009 )

i love sardar and sardarni also. yar ye sardar log bi kia cheaz hote hain hmesha dosroon ko hnsate rhte hain
faheem says:
( Wednesday, February 18, 2009 )

ek sardar se kisi ne pocha apka ek baqi jannay ke liye contact me 03139710244
king azeem says:
( Friday, February 06, 2009 )

lagey raho yaron u r so nice best wishes with u 4m the king of karachi
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