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Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 22
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- Sardar Karailay Kharidnay Gya
Sardar Karailay Kharidnay Gya.
Sabzi Wala Sabzi pe Pani chirak Rha Tha
Kafi Dair dekhne k baad sardar bola
Agar inko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to aik Kilo Tol Do. ;)
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Faisal On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Achanak Kutta peeche par gia...
Sardar g ja rahe the k achanak Kutta peeche par gia...
Sardar ne jaldi se apni dhoti utar k Kutty ki tarf phenk di
Frnd: Dhoti Q utari?
Sardar: oney vi ayi e laini c..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- sardar was playing Chess
sardar was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....
Sardar: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Zindgi k ley hum-safer
Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thi
ik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..?
Lerki:
shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun.
Sardar:
nahi mila?
Lerki:
Nahi
Sardar:
Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya
Sardar: yar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya or mera mobile off hogaya..
dost: aisa konsa msg?
Sardar: battery low ..
dost: send kar...
sabko daraenge.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tennis k barey me Ziada Janta hun
Friend (Sardar) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-)
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- BV k liye Gulab ka Phool
Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do
Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 7/16/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- SONA kaha he
1 din 1 daku sardar k ghar me ghuss gaya or chilla kr bola:"SONA kaha he?
"Sardar:"Abay pura ghar khali para he, jahan dil chahay soo jaa"
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 7/16/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- chote qad ki larki se shadi
Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
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By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.
Submitted in: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
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VARINDER KUMAR says:
( Friday, April 30, 2010 )
A Sardar was Going on a Road.
He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.
He Pulled out the Dog and said.
arshad ali says:
( Saturday, April 24, 2010 )
muje sardarjee ka sms bhot ache lagty ha . ma kisi ache insan ko dost banana chata ho.contect me .03333919366
ghayour abbas says:
( Friday, April 16, 2010 )
i realy like this site and i have lot of enjoye to these sardar's jokes and i will be try to send jokes
Ajmal Saeed says:
( Friday, April 16, 2010 )
sms Bhat achay hain sardar jee nu keh dey saddy nal nal rehyia ga vanjna kedry v ny.....................................
vicky says:
( Thursday, February 04, 2010 )
NICE SMS COLLECTION
sohail says:
( Monday, October 19, 2009 )
jin baba ka sms hy kissi k pass to send me 03345181914
soahil says:
( Monday, October 19, 2009 )
hi,
i m sohail joke achy hainmuj ko aik dost ki tallash hy 03345181914waiting for reply
Amjad says:
( Thursday, October 15, 2009 )
these are so good jokes and i like sardar jokes
Mohsin ali says:
( Friday, September 18, 2009 )
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Kulsoom says:
( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )
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