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Total SMS in Santa Banta Jokes: 134
Total Members that contributed to Santa Banta Jokes: 22
Total Comment posted in Santa Banta Jokes: 8
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- Maa di gal
Santa : J bachpan wich maa di gal suni hundi ta aj eh din na dekhne pande.
Banta : Ki kehndi c teri maa?
Santa : jado gal e ni suni. Ki pata ki kehndi c.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 7/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Santa aur Banta in examination hall
Ek Bar Santa aur Banta examination
dene gaye aage aur peeche seats thi.
Santa ne Banta se pooncha Exam. sheet
pe starting main kya likh doon?
Banta ne kaha ye likh de
" Is answer sheet pe
jo bhi likha hoga wo kisi Question aur Teacher
aur school se related nahin hain and ye sub imiginary aur
iska ksi se koi sarokar nahin hai"
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- AFWAH
Santa:- esi patni ko kya kahenge jo,
Beautiful ho, intelligent ho,
Husband ko samjhe aur kabhi naraj nahi ho.
Banta:- AFWAH.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Kiran On: 6/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- LAUGHING BUDDH
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Santa electric shop me
Santa electric shop me: 2 pankhe dena
1 ladies or 1 gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nahi hota.
Santa: kese nahi hota ek bajaj ka de or ek usha ka.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Santa boasting to his friend
Santa boasting to his friend.
You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- mere ghar aag lagi hai
Santa in fire brigade-Lady called-"mere ghar aag lagi hai..
Santa-pani dalo.
Lady-dala,aag ni bujhi
Santa-"fir hm akar kya krenge,hm b to pani hi dalenge.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I
Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki Main
Jaag Raha Hu
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Roaming
Santa- Mera ghar itna bara he ki usme local train chlti he.
banta- Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar 1 se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he...
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Muh Me Pani Ana
Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: javed On: 5/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Tulsi says:
( Monday, July 19, 2010 )
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai
sms galore says:
( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
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( Monday, June 21, 2010 )
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Ubaidullah says:
( Wednesday, May 19, 2010 )
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mano says:
( Thursday, May 06, 2010 )
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harsh awasthi says:
( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )
this is very good.
i like this.
Ishika says:
( Wednesday, January 13, 2010 )
i laughed so much. my stomach is still paining.
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( Saturday, October 17, 2009 )
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