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- Aadmi Jaisa Gadha
Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.
Banta: Haan..
Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Mehwish On: 3/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Biology and Sociology
Science Teacher: What is difference between
Biology and Sociology ?
Santa : Sir, Jinke children apne parents jaise
lagte hain, that is Biology.
And jo child Parosi (neighbour) jaise
hotain hain wo Sociology.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Maa kiske paas hai ?
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Angel Of Love On: 1/27/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Seedhi Baat No Bakwas
1 Admi Santa ke betay se Poochta hai:
Beta Papa Ghar me hai?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue:
Uncle Seedha bolo, Mummy se milna hai..
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas ....
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Angel Of Love On: 1/27/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Badda dukh hoya si
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker,
wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Mobile SMS On: 1/16/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Birthday Cake
Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Mobile SMS On: 1/16/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Watch less T.V.
While visiting Santa’s house,
Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less T.V.”
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Free Web SMS On: 1/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- No margin on note book
SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Free Web SMS On: 1/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Banta's English
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pappu SMS
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Girls Mobile Number On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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harsh awasthi says:
( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )
this is very good.
i like this.
Ishika says:
( Wednesday, January 13, 2010 )
i laughed so much. my stomach is still paining.
Ayesha says:
( Saturday, October 17, 2009 )
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