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Total SMS in Pathan SMS Jokes: 304
Total Members that contributed to Pathan SMS Jokes: 60
Total Comment posted in Pathan SMS Jokes: 13
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Pathan SMS Jokes was last updated on: 3/11/2010 1:24:00 AM
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- Aglay saal shaadi karlega
Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pappi
Pathan:Mai office jany se pehly apni biwi ko pappi krta hu.
Dost:Main tere jany k bad teri biwi ko pappi krta hun
Pathan:HaHa "pehly to main krta hun na"
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- KAALI MAATA
Pathan India gya wahan barish ho rahi thi,
us ny mander ma ja k KAALI MAATA ko bahir phank dya or bola,
"Kabi tu b naha lya kr bhangan....:-D
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathano Ke Bharam
Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain
“FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai
“Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Sweet Nisha On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- LIght ki speed
Major rohail: Gul khan zara batao ke jab asman mein bijli chamakti hai,
To light pehley kyun ati hai aur awaz baad mein kyun?
Gul Khan: (kafi der sochney ke baad kehta hai)
Kyu Ke Ankhein Agay Hein Aur Kaan Peechey Hein...:P
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Shahab On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Sukhay Dariya mein kashti
Aik pathan Sukhay Dariya mein kashti chala raha tha,
2nd Pathan : aise pathano ne hi hamara naam kharab
kia hai.
Agar hum ko terna aata to ja k isko bohat marta.....
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Soobay
teacher:
Pakistan k kitnay soobay hain?
Pathan: 4
teacher: Good, pehli bar sahi jawab dia hai.
Chalo ab un k naam btao.
Pathan:
" mashriq" "magrib" "shumal" "junub"
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan Proudly Said
Ab tu pathan bhi fakhar se kehne lage faraz
Khocha my name is khan and i am not a terrorist.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Rehan On: 2/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Prade
Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Mehwish On: 2/20/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Pathan Pit Gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Faisal On: 2/19/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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osama pathan says:
( Tuesday, March 02, 2010 )
Pathan= hum ne ek aisi chiz banaii hai jis se hum divar ke us par dekh sakte hai.... Angrez=wow zabardast khan sahab wo kya cheez hai ....? Pathan= SuRAAKH(hole)
gulzaib says:
( Sunday, February 14, 2010 )
good jocks
sharjeel says:
( Thursday, January 14, 2010 )
Zabar 10st maza aya bohat;-)
shaan says:
( Wednesday, December 30, 2009 )
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safina says:
( Wednesday, October 28, 2009 )
the all jokes r really great
Kulsoom says:
( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )
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anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )
Aadmi apnay pathan dost say.
"Kiya tumnay april fool manaya"
Pathan " wai wai zaroor manaya"
Dost "Kis kay sath"
Pathan "Apni apni biwi kay sath"
Dost "Woh kaisay"
Pathan "Humnay 3 martaba talaq diya aur jab woh praishan hua to hum bola 'April fool, April fool, April fool"
anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )
Pathan nay doctor ko bahut mara.
Bari mushkil say logon nay doctor ki jaan churwai.
Logon kay pochnay par pathan nay bataya "Doctor bahut kamina hai, Main apni biwi ko is kay pas lay gaya aur doctor bola keh hum tumhara biwi ka BP daikhay ga"
Jalal ahmed says:
( Sunday, February 08, 2009 )
Nice sms jokes. Thanks for sharing with us.
saba parvez says:
( Wednesday, February 04, 2009 )
All jokes are very funny and unique.
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