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Total SMS in Pathan SMS Jokes: 294
Total Members that contributed to Pathan SMS Jokes: 56
Total Comment posted in Pathan SMS Jokes: 11
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Pathan SMS Jokes was last updated on: 2/9/2010 1:20:55 AM

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  • Pathan Bought New Car
    Ek pathan ne new car li
    aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


    pathan bola full kar do:-D

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: akash karda On: 2/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Machar
    Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

    Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

    Maa: Aisa Kyon?

    Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-)

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Mera yaar aaya hai
    Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.

    Wife:
    Mein nahi bana rahi.

    Pathan:
    Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 1/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Pathan India Gaya
    Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:

    Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,

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    "Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama"

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: alll On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
    Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

    Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

    K


    Usay Yaad Aaya

    K

    Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai.

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 1/27/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Name of fruits
    Teacher to Pathan: 10 Fruits k Naam Batao?





    Pathan:

    5 Amrood
    5 Aanar. :-)

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Saba On: 1/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Pathan got taxi
    5 Pathano ne mil kar 1 texi li!

    15 din hogae lekin koi savari nahi mili,

    Q?




    Q k 3 Pathan Peeche or 2 Pathan aage beth k Savari Dhoondh rahe the:-)

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Saad On: 1/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Aik Chutki Naswar
    Pathan apne 1 saal ke bache ko hospital le kar gaya....

    Dr: Isko koi sakht cheez to nahi khilayi?

    Pathan: nahi, kal yeh bohat ro raha tha,

    To bas 1 chutki naswar di thi...!!

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Tabinda On: 1/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Cigrrete-Noshi
    Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
    cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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    Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

    Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Tina On: 1/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • My chest became breast
    Teacher to Pathan: Translate "khushi se mera seena phool gaya."



    Pathan: Due to happiness my chest became breast.

  • Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Tina On: 1/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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sharjeel says:
( Thursday, January 14, 2010 )

Zabar 10st maza aya bohat;-)
shaan says:
( Wednesday, December 30, 2009 )

hii yar bohat he ache joke the good keep it up aur yar ye mera mobile no hai 03312526230 plzzz yar mujhe good frnds ki zaroart hia mai new user ho plzz ap log mujhe bi apna dost banao plzzz.
safina says:
( Wednesday, October 28, 2009 )

the all jokes r really great
Kulsoom says:
( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )

I am Kulsoom
I live alone
I have my own Flat
For frndshp
042-37672706

anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )

Aadmi apnay pathan dost say.
"Kiya tumnay april fool manaya"
Pathan " wai wai zaroor manaya"
Dost "Kis kay sath"
Pathan "Apni apni biwi kay sath"
Dost "Woh kaisay"
Pathan "Humnay 3 martaba talaq diya aur jab woh praishan hua to hum bola 'April fool, April fool, April fool"

anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )

Pathan nay doctor ko bahut mara.
Bari mushkil say logon nay doctor ki jaan churwai.
Logon kay pochnay par pathan nay bataya "Doctor bahut kamina hai, Main apni biwi ko is kay pas lay gaya aur doctor bola keh hum tumhara biwi ka BP daikhay ga"

Jalal ahmed says:
( Sunday, February 08, 2009 )

Nice sms jokes. Thanks for sharing with us.
saba parvez says:
( Wednesday, February 04, 2009 )

All jokes are very funny and unique.
Zulqurnain says:
( Thursday, January 29, 2009 )

I like pathan jokes.
Jasmine says:
( Wednesday, December 10, 2008 )

Nice jokes.

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