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Total SMS in Pathan SMS Jokes: 408
Total Members that contributed to Pathan SMS Jokes: 68
Total Comment posted in Pathan SMS Jokes: 15
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Pathan SMS Jokes was last updated on: 8/24/2010 6:20:55 PM
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- Zindgi main agr kuch hasil krna ho
Zindgi main agr
kuch hasil krna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno
.
agr dimagh se koi jawab na aye to
anhken band kar k
.
socho
.
.
.
kahin main pathan to nahi?
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Faisal On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- murdo ko bila waja kiun jalate ho
Pathan: Hindu se.
tum apny murdo ko bila waja kiun jalate ho.
Hindu:
to phr kia karen.
Pthan: ham ko de dia karo hum usko Thandoor me dal k roti pakaye ga:-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Memon was Crying
Memon was Crying..
Pathan:
why r u weep?
Memon:
My hen died,
Pathan:
My father died but I didnot weep,
Memon:
was your father lay eggs? :-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Brain cancer
Doctor: You have Brain cancer.
Pathan Jumps in joy.
YesssSSS !!!
YaHo00oo...
Doctor: Why are you so Happy ?
Pathan: B-coz it Proves that i have a BRAIN ;-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pakistan k kitney soobey hain ?
Teacher:
Pakistan k kitney soobey hain ?
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Good!
Pehli dafa sahih jawab diya hy. Chalo ab un k naam bhi batao ?
Pathan:
Mashriq, Maghrib, Shumal,
Junoob ;-D :- )
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- PATHAN Apni shadi pe udaas tha
PATHAN Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?
PATHAN:
Mere susral walo ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mjhe le jata hay ya nahi.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- PATHAN Hotel mein BROAST khanay k baad
PATHAN Hotel mein BROAST khanay k baad Haddi chaba raha tha
Paas mei betha "HINDU" DAAL kha raha tha,
Usne PATHAN se Tanziya andaz mein pucha:
KHAN.! Tumharay Elaqay mein "KUTTAY" kya khatay hein?
PATHAN: DAAL
Moral: PATHAN b point maar saktay hain.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Pathan To Rikshaw Wala
Pathan To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya...?
Rikshaw Wala:
Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon.
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hain. :-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Building kitny din main bani hy
American:ye building kitny din main bani hy?
pathan:1 maah main
american:ye hamary mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hy
thora agay jany k bad phir poucha:ye building kitny din main bani hy
pathan:sirf 2 weeks main
american:hamary mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hy.
habib bank plaza k pas sy guzry to american ne poucha:ye building kitny din main bani hy
pathan: pata nahi subha to nahi thi.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- You are appointed for job
Manager to Pathan: You are appointed for job.
Your salary is Rs.30,000/.
Next year it will be Rs.50,000/.
Pathan: OK!
I will join next year.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Nisar says:
( Tuesday, June 15, 2010 )
Sardar to Pathan: KHAN saab sab log tera mazaq urate hain or ap kisi ko kuch kahte nahi kyun:
Pathan Smile n say's : are yaar... choro bhi.. jo log aise kahte hain unhain apne bachpan ka dard yad ata hay... ;)
Rani says:
( Monday, May 24, 2010 )
Hot sms....
osama pathan says:
( Tuesday, March 02, 2010 )
Pathan= hum ne ek aisi chiz banaii hai jis se hum divar ke us par dekh sakte hai.... Angrez=wow zabardast khan sahab wo kya cheez hai ....? Pathan= SuRAAKH(hole)
gulzaib says:
( Sunday, February 14, 2010 )
good jocks
sharjeel says:
( Thursday, January 14, 2010 )
Zabar 10st maza aya bohat;-)
shaan says:
( Wednesday, December 30, 2009 )
hii yar bohat he ache joke the good keep it up aur yar ye mera mobile no hai 03312526230 plzzz yar mujhe good frnds ki zaroart hia mai new user ho plzz ap log mujhe bi apna dost banao plzzz.
safina says:
( Wednesday, October 28, 2009 )
the all jokes r really great
Kulsoom says:
( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )
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I live alone
I have my own Flat
For frndshp
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anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )
Aadmi apnay pathan dost say.
"Kiya tumnay april fool manaya"
Pathan " wai wai zaroor manaya"
Dost "Kis kay sath"
Pathan "Apni apni biwi kay sath"
Dost "Woh kaisay"
Pathan "Humnay 3 martaba talaq diya aur jab woh praishan hua to hum bola 'April fool, April fool, April fool"
anju says:
( Tuesday, July 07, 2009 )
Pathan nay doctor ko bahut mara.
Bari mushkil say logon nay doctor ki jaan churwai.
Logon kay pochnay par pathan nay bataya "Doctor bahut kamina hai, Main apni biwi ko is kay pas lay gaya aur doctor bola keh hum tumhara biwi ka BP daikhay ga"
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