Tina's Profile on Funny SMS
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Tina
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits..
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
And We Should Respect Her..
Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Are O sambha
Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H
Bilkul Free Hai sarkar
To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai... ;->
Posted in Category: Send Me SMS On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko
Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr Chup Kara Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya.
Posted in Category: Spicy Current Affairs On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
The most expensive way to sleep
The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is...
MARRIAGE. . . ;->
Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
DRIVE SLOWLY
There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college
But not near Girl's College Why?
Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Good Apology
A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.
But, Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.
Posted in Category: Sorry SMS Jokes On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
If You Have A Wife
Shakespeare Said : "If you don't have a Wife,
You are missing Something in your Life.
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But
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If You Have A Wife,
You are Missing Everything in Life. :-)
Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Papers Khatam
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Oye Hoye Papers Khatam!
Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Life with a friend is heaven
Its nice walking together with an umbrella in the shade with a friend
It's great and stimulating to get loving words from a friend
Even being with a friend talking nothing is a pleasure
Even a tragedy being with a friend seems comedy
Silly things too seems so nice when it's done with a friend
Decision with a friend is easy, because they will decide on what u like
Life with a friend is heaven
Life is sweeeeeeet having a friend..
Posted in Category: English Friendship SMS On: 6/17/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
Life
"Life can give u a hundred reasons to cry,
But u can give life a thousand reasons to smile with your friend. "
" Life can only be understood backwards but
It must be lived forward. "
When U Want More Time To Take Correct Decision,
Than Remember One Things
" Even a correct Decision is Wrong When It Is Too Late"
Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes On: 6/17/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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