Abdul Wahab's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Abdul Wahab
Location: ******
Member Since: Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Number of SMS submitted: 495
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Abdul Wahab
3 fastest ways
three fastest ways of comunications are...
1: telephone
2: television
and
3: tell a woman
if u still need faster
request her not to tell any one..:-p
Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
sardar was playing Chess
sardar was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....
Sardar: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Bahi ye konsa janwar ha?
1 Pathan apny kaandhy pe "Tota" bitha har ja raha tha
Rasty ma aik admi ny rok k pocha :
Bahi ye konsa janwar ha?
Tota bola:
"Pathan" ha salaa........
Posted in Category: Pathan SMS Jokes On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
PAUL The Octopus
"Paul the octopus" ka raaaz maloom chal gaya hai....!!!
Ke woh kahan se maloom karta tha k kon jeeteyga..!!!
Pata hai kahan se..!!!!
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Peshawar Se....
Bcoz Wahan Match Ek Din Pehle Dekha Jata Tha.....
Posted in Category: Spicy Current Affairs On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
Machhar says "MAA"
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
Machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Table Tanis
Teacher : What is thee defination of Ping Pong ( Table Tanis )
Student Sir, Batti (Light) ke Neeche
Paate ke Upper
Idher see thak thak Uddher se thaka thek.
Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
All India, Lawn tennis Tournament
Teacher asked student translate this
into Hindi:
"All India, Lawn tennis Tournament "
Akhil Bharatiya Ghaas Phoos Gaind- balla Muthbhed.
Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Raat ki subzi ka intazaam hojayega
Aye dost tu bhi likha ker shayari
Meri tareh tera bhi naam ho jayga
Log phenkege (throw) Ande Tamaater
To raat ki subzi ka intazaam hojayega.
Kitne haseen hain aap
Khudko duniya ki nazer se bachaya karo
Kaajel lagana he kaafi nahin
Gale main Neebo-Mirch(hari) bhi lagya karo.
Ab to roz girenge tere gher pe pathher
Arz kiya hai,
Ab to roz girenge tere gher pe pathher
Aam ka ped lagane ki jarooret kya hai.
Mere merne ke baaad aye dost aansoo na bahana
Ager yaad aaye meri to sidhe Ooper chale aana
Ager wahan bhi na miloo to Nerk main aajana.
Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
shadi k baad jhagray to hotay he rehtay hain
Girl: ammi aaj mere un say larai ho gae..
Mom: beta shadi k baad jhagray to hotay he rehtay hain...
Girl: wo to theek hay par ab Laash ka kia karun??
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Rishtydaar
Wife aur husband aik safar pe jaa rahy thy
rasty my aik Ghadha dekhai deya
Wife : apny rishtydaar ko salam to kar loo
Husband : Salam Susar jee ;)
Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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