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Total SMS in Hindi Funny SMS: 180
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Total Comment posted in Hindi Funny SMS: 10
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- kabhi pyar mat karna
Ikrar-inkar-aitbar-intejar. Sab bekar,
Kisi ki yad- kisi ka khwab sab bakwas,
Ye rose days- valentine days sab bad days;
Ye dil wil pyar wyar sab timepass yar;
.. *Dont fall in love*
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By: Samir On: 3/1/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- yaha ki ladki wa wa
Befor 15 Years..
Yaha ki ladki wa wa, Badan pe sadi wa wa,
Mathe pe bindiya wa wa, pairon me payzan wa wa,
East or west India is the best!
Now
Yaha ki ladki wa wa, topless shirt wa wa,
Khulli pith wa wa, raton ki partiya wa wa,
Bindhast propose wa wa, beech par ghumna wa wa,
East or west India is the best!
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Aishwarya ko kahi bhi bahar jana ho to wo abhishek ke sath hi kyu jati hai??
ans- kyuki salman ki abhitak shadi nahi huyi hai.. pata nahi wo kab kya kare
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- parso mental hospital se kuch adhikari pagal logon ko dhund rahe the,
aasha hai, aap unhe mile honge !!.
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aaj uski bate sunkar aakhe num ho rahi thi,
aaj uski kahani sunkar meri aakhe ro rahi thi,
par aap itna dil pe mat lena mere yaro,
wo Sali to pyaz kat rahi thi..!!
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- chhodo dil ki batey
Chodo Dil ki batey,
Dil ki bat purani,
nai nai items pataenge,
humari yahi jawani;..
hum beimani, hum beimani.!!
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- When do girls & boys (specially girls) change their mobile numbers definitely?
Ans- befor marriage! .. ladkon ko item logon se chhutkara, aur ladkiyon ko funter logon se chhutkara!
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Temperature badh gaya
Ek din pune me bachchon ka dance competition chalu tha; program shuru hi hua tha to hall ka temperature achanak badh gaya! .. guess why?...
Kyuki stage par John ibrahim aur mallika sherawat special guest bankar aaye the!.. *very hot*
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Kabhi mai bahar dekh raha tha,
Kabhi mai upar dekh raha tha,
To kabhi aankhe band kar raha tha,
Syllabus to maine sab kiya tha yaron..
Par sala kuch yad nahi aa raha tha!!
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Gadha
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: "Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!"
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: "Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai." Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya "Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!"
Itne mein unka ladka bola: "Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai."
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: "Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!"
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By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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amit says:
( Monday, February 08, 2010 )
meena aur teena do sahelya kafi arse baad mili
meena: jab tera talak hua tha to 1 hi baccha tha lakin ab 3 kaise
teena: asil mai wo kabhi kabhi mafi mangne aa jate ha
Mahendra Singh Chauhdery says:
( Friday, January 22, 2010 )
Ham tera dil ma rahaga ek yad bankar,
Teara labo par rahanga muskan bankar,
Kabhi apna sa dor na samjna,
ham tera sath Chalanga AASAMAN bankar.
aseem_khan says:
( Friday, October 23, 2009 )
"A" ki biwi "B".
"B" ki bhabi "C".
"C" ki beti "V
V k dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
To batao
A or T
ka kya
rishta hua?
reply its challenge.
Ajay says:
( Tuesday, October 13, 2009 )
Idhar khuda, Udhar khuda
jidhar dekho, Udhar khuda
jidhar nahi hai khuda
Udhar kal khudega...
mona says:
( Tuesday, August 25, 2009 )
khud ko samjta he sikandar
khud ko samjta he sikandarekh
aaine me dekh lagta he bandar
sachin says:
( Thursday, July 09, 2009 )
hy sachin
bye bye
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