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Total Comment posted in Happy Marriage SMS: 1
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- Best Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- enough is enough
An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"
"My husband is eighty-seven. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 3/3/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Husband & Wife dono cheater hote hain,
Husband & Wife dono cheater hote hain,
Ek din dono gehri neend mein so rahe hote hain,
tabhi wife neend mein kehne lagti hai,
Wife:= lagta hai mere shohar aa gaye,
Bus ye suntey hi husband balcony se kood kar bhaag jaata hai.
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Four Men
Aik biwi ney shohar ko chaar choron key hathon pit'tey dekha to parosi ko madad key liye pukara...
Bewi: "Bhai zara dour kar aana mere shohar ko chaar aadmi peet rahey hain"
Parosi: "Chaar aadmi kum hain kya jo mujhey bhi bula rahi ho..
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Khud'Kushi
Bewi ki farmaaiishon se tang aa kar shohar Khud'Kushi karne chale to bewi ne pocha
Bewi: Ae jee kahan chalay....
Shohar: Khud'Kushi karne
Bewi: ek safaid saari to khareed ke le do, tumhry soog me kiya pehnu gi
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Biwi or mobile
Kehne Lagi Biwi , Sartaj Sunte Jana
Louto Ke Jab Sham, Ik Samsung To Lete Ana
Jaldi Hai Kis Baat Ki, Model To Sunte Jau
Kuch Waqt Ho Agar To, Number To Likhte Jau
Number Se Pehle Sun Lo, Function Hai Yea Zaroori
Mobile Hai Slideing, Per Ho Downloading Poori
Lcd Hai Colourful, Camara Pixle Hai 3mega
Tension Har Giz Na Lena, Set Hai Kuch Mehnga
Speaker Hai Sterio, Mp3 Bhi Sath Hai
Set Bilkul Aisa, Padosan Ke Bhi Pass Hai
Hand Free Yaad Rakhna, Data Cable Bhool Na Jana
Ho Sake To Darling, Mz Ki Warrenty Lana
Charger Ho Orignal, Quality Dekh Lena
Per Jaye Kam Paise, To Udhaar Le Lena
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Doctor ne jawab de dia hy
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy"
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- PATI AUR PATNI KA JOKE
Wife: hawa me nami hai, mosam khila hai,.. kyu na kuch din khandala chale!
Hubby: bank a/c me kami hai, pagar nahi mila hai.. kyu na kuch din mere sasural chale!
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- research..
funny oxymorons:
an oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together..
1-clearly misunderstood
2-exact estimate
3-small crowd
4-act naturally
5-found missing
6-fully empty
7-pretty ugly
8-seriously funny
9-only choice
10-original copies
and the mother of all...
11-happily married..
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Samir On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Brain Fail
Dimagh insani jism ka sub se important hissa hai,
ye saal k 365 dino k 24 ghante baidar rehta hai,
Aur ye aap ki pedaish k sath hee kaam shuru ker deta hai, aur us waqt tak kaam karta rehta hai jab tak aap....,
.
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Shadi nahi kar lete.....
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Faisal On: 2/19/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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