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Total Comment posted in Happy Marriage SMS: 1
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- Husband is the head of the family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.;->
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Faisal On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Jannat me wife ko nhi rahne dete
Wife :- suna hy Jannat me hasband k sath wife ko nhi rahne dete...
Husband:- sahi suna hy
Wife:- Aisa Q?
Hasband:- pagli issi liye to ussy Jannat kehte hen.
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- RUKHSTI k wqt
RUKHSTI k wqt
Dulhe k mobile baja
Or uski BV ne boht mara
Q k,
Ringtone lagi thi,
"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Lay Chaly,
Hum AJ Apni Moot Ka Saman ly chalay":
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Khirrki K Parday Lgwa Do
Wife:
Khirrki K Parday Lgwa Do,
Nya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta He..
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phir
Wo Khud Parday Lgwa Lega..!
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Nurse asked the Patient
Nurse asked the Patient with Head Injury:
Name?
Khalid
Age?
33
Married?
No, Car Accident…………..
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 7/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Rishtydaar
Wife aur husband aik safar pe jaa rahy thy
rasty my aik Ghadha dekhai deya
Wife : apny rishtydaar ko salam to kar loo
Husband : Salam Susar jee ;)
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- What a wife says...
What a wife says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry right now!
What a husband hears...
Blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
Blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Husband aur Wife me Jhagra
Husband aur Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera un se jaghra ho gaya hai main 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun,
Maa boli: usay apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye mein aa rahi hon...:-)
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/21/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- A man in Hell asked Devil
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se
ek dost dusre dost se:
yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,
dusra dost,
"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..
Submitted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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