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Qamar 
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Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 8 |
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 Topic: Adult JokesPosted: 08 Nov 2008 at 3:40pm |
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Aap ko "CHODA"
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar "CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST" mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa.. |
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Johnson
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Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 2:55am |
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BOY to GIRL: Tum kitne bhai bahen ho. GIRL: Six BOY: Ma-baap ko koi kam
na tha? GIRL: Tum kitne ho? BOY: Ek. GIRL: Kya baap mein dam na tha?
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Johnson
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Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 2:56am |
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BRA aur BAR mein farq dono k khulne sy aadmi k hosh ud jate hai.
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Johnson
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GIRL: DR. sahab meri p**ssy Brown Hogai hai, kya koi bimari hai. DR. Tum
sex month me kitne baar karti ho. GIRL:Ek baar! DR. To phir yeh bimari
nahi ZANG LAGA HAI!
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Johnson
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Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 2:57am |
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BOY: Kiss karu kya? GIRL: nahi Lipstick Kharab ho jayegi. BOY:Tumhare
dabaon kya? GIRL:Nahi T-shirt Kharab hojaegi. BOY:Ch**dne to do! GIRL:
MC Chalu hai. BOY:Haramzadi ab yeh mat bolna k LOOSE MOTION Hai!
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Johnson
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Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 2:58am |
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DESI-BOY: Pitaji apko cancer hua hai tn aap sabko AIDS kyo batate ho?
DESI-PAPA:Taki mere jane k baad teri maa ko koi hath na lagaye...!
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Johnson
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Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 2:59am |
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In order to get a job, a boy requir 100 percent talent where as a girl
require only 4 percent, Remaining is... .....( 36 ).....
......)24(...... .....( 36 )=96..
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Johnson
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DESI-BOY Ka l**nd chota tha, isliye woh apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya
aur uske hath me dediya. to LOVER boli: Darling U know i don't smoke.
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Johnson
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 3:00am |
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Himmat ho to yes or no me jawaab dena. Kutte ne kal raat sote waqt tumhari g@nd mari kya tumhe pata chala? Yes or no.
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Johnson
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Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 3:00am |
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GARIB WIFE: Sunoji WHISPER lena hai... HUSBAND: Bhook mitane k liye to
roti nahi, aur tujhe CH**UT sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye??
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