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    Posted: 22 Feb 2009 at 1:51am
Pathan: Hum tumhari choot per niswar laga ker chode ga,

Hum ko saroor milta hai.

Larki: Tumhare pass machis hai?

Pathan: Kiu?

Larki: Hum ko bhi jalta hua lund lene mein maza aata hai..

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  Quote Funny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Mar 2009 at 5:37am
Pathan karachi mein aik dost se bola:

Yaar mein jab Quetta mein tha to wahan Akhrot badam khata tha,

Aur aurton ko chodta tha.

Us ke baad aaya Lahore, wahan lassi pita tha aur kuriyan chodta tha.

Us ke baad aaya Sukkur, wahan khajoor khata tha aur khusray chodta tha.

Us ke baad gaya Peshawer, wahan naswar khata tha aur larke chodta tha.

Phir mein karachi aa gaya.

Dost ne poocha aur ab?

Pathan bola: Ab yahan paan aur gutka khata hoon aur baatein chodta hoon..
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  Quote faizilovely Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Mar 2009 at 12:31pm

Catch Her By her Waist…Put Ur Lips On Her Lips…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

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