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Total SMS in Family SMS-Jokes: 59
Total Members that contributed to Family SMS-Jokes: 17
Total Comment posted in Family SMS-Jokes: 5
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Family SMS-Jokes was last updated on: 7/18/2010 5:38:42 AM

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  • Height of cuteness
    "Height of cuteness"

    1,baccha apni maa se pitne ke baad apne papa se bola:"
    papa tumhari biwi k sath ab mera guzara nhi ho sakta,mjhe meri biwi chahiye..;-)

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 7/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Teacher ki taraf se letter
    Baap ne betay se kaha :
    'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

    Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Meri techr ktni pyari he na
    BETA: Abu meri techr ktni pyari he na . . .!

    BAP: Beta techr MAA k brabr hoti he.

    BETA: Abu ap to hmesha apne he chakar me rehna...:P

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 6/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • what's ur result?
    Dad; what's ur result?
    Son; i've failed in 5 subjects.
    Dad; from now onwards don't call me "DAD".
    Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test... ;->

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 6/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?
    Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
    Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

    Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
    Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Abdul Wahab On: 6/29/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Baap apni beti se
    Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

    Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Maya Khan On: 6/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Car
    3 bachay appas mein batein kar rahe thay :

    Pehla Bacha : "Main bhoray rang ki car lon ga Q ke
    mere abbu k baal bhoray hain"


    Dosra Bacha "to kaali car lon ga Q ke mere
    abbu k baal kaale hain"


    Teesra Bacha :" Main tou baghair chhat(Roof) ki
    car lon ga Q ke mere abbu to Ganjay hain".......

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Send Free SMS On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • khandani dehshat gardi
    Child: Abu jb ap faiL hojate thaY to dada apk sath kYa saLok krte thaY?
    Abu:Wo Meri khub pitaYi krte thaY
    Kid:aur jb dada faiL ho jate to?
    Abu: To unk walid unka sar phar dete they.
    Kid:Abu mai exam mai fail ho gya hn, Ager ap mujse tawun kren,
    To ye khandani dehshat gardi khatam ho skti hai...

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/14/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Pass Ho Ya Fail
    Bap: is bar exam me pass ho ya fail BIKE zaroor dilaonga
    Beta: Konsi BIKE
    Bap: Pass hue to HONDA-70 college janay K liye
    Fail hue to YAMAHA-100
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    "Doodh Bechnay K liye!!!!"

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/12/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Son Was Crying
    Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:

    Why Are You Crying? Tell me.

    I Am Your Friend Na?

    Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!

    Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,

    To Teri Wali Ne Mara....

  • Submitted in: Family SMS-Jokes By: Maya Khan On: 6/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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ASHENAFI says:
( Tuesday, July 13, 2010 )

ALL ARE FUNNY BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE JOKES THAT ARE WRITTEN OTHER THAN ENGLISH!
ROckey says:
( Thursday, December 24, 2009 )

ha ha ha ha ha
lalit patil says:
( Friday, November 13, 2009 )

Son: papa aap ki shadi ho gai?
papa: haan
Son: kis se hui?
papa: bewaQuf tumhari ammi se!
son: Wah Papa wah!
gahr main hi setting kr li.,..

anil says:
( Saturday, September 26, 2009 )

i am crzy about u
Faraz Ahmed says:
( Thursday, October 16, 2008 )

This site is really good. Specially cool sms jokes.

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