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Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 12
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- When I was a Cute Child
When I was a Cute Child,
Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.
I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.
Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 5/13/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- No matter whether guys
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 5/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Meera was walking by the river
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sincere Deception!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says `To the only boy I ever loved.`
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them,,,,,,,,!!!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- fUNNY meANING OF CAR NAME.....
BMW Brings Me Women
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA Kills In Accidents
OPEL Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA The One You Only Trust, Always
GOLF/GTI Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/30/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Be careful
Be careful when a gal tells u that
she loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy
on top!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Mathematician's Love Letter
An Mathematician's Love Letter:
When I saw u with the angle of 180 degree
My eyes intersect with u &
My triangle heart beats fast u integrate my heart &
Divided into ratio,
I wish u+me=a happening couple,
Plz accept my proposal & multiply my joy.
if u reject i'll devided into factor,
Plz dont subtract my happiness.
I'll difrentiate all ur problems &
Always maintain circle of love around u. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/29/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- On every tick of clock
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9 0 3
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On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Have a Great Weekend
Its Saturday Once Again...
Yaahooooo.....
It is Saturday....
Have a Great Weekend.....
Escape Fast...
Before the Boss Sees You...
Have a Great Weekend...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- New style of proposing
New style of proposing
Boy:Can I take a photo.
Girl:Why?
Boy:Just wanted 2 show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age.:-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 4/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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