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- Cheques
A man lost his cheque book.
Manager:
You should take care, anyone can sign your cheque.....
Man:
How can anyone sign?
I am not fool. I have signed all cheques
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/10/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- At a dance party..
At a dance party..
Boy:Will you dance with me?
Girl:Mein bache ke saath nahi nachti..
Boy:So sorry, mujhe pata nahi tha ke aap Pregnant hein..
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 9/8/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- What is Common
What is common beween
BLACK & WHITE
.
.
.
.
Michael Jackson
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/30/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Motions
Newton’s New Law of motion
.
“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Protest
People of USA protested
On burial ceremony of Michael Jackson
.
Why.?
.
They were against Michael Jackson
Being buried next to a KIDS grave
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Wedding couples
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- I am Confused
Confusions
Why is the word ABBRIATION too long?
If a TURTLE loses his shell,is it naked or homeless?
If olive oil comes from Olive,where does baby oil come from?
If Con is opposite is Pro
What is opposite of Progress?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean after we use them?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/25/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Bath
new teacher : all students tell their names and hobbies .
1st : i m ali and my hobby is watching bubble in bath tab.
2nd : i m irfan and my hobby is watching bubble in bath tab.
3rd: i m hassan and my hobby is watching bubble in bath tab.
TEACHER : all boys have same hobbies strange !! now girls
girl : my name is bubble.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 8/24/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- The world's thinest book
The world's thinest book has only one word written in it and that is:
"Everything"
And the book's title is:
"What a girl wants.."
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 8/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Angel And Devil
Angel said : I can't be everywhere to help you..
So I created Mother...
Devil replied: Me too can't be everywhere..
So I created Mother-in-Law..
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 8/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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