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- I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 11/7/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Sunshine of My Life
Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 11/6/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- SHAAN is remaking TITANIC
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand..
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 11/5/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- when we throw a ball
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 11/5/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- IlLiterate Father with his Educated Son
An IlLiterate Father wid his Educated Son went on a Camping Trip,
Setup deir tent & fell asleep,
Sum hrs later, Father wakes his Son & asks:
Look up da sky & tell me wat u c?
Son:
I c milions of Stars
Father:
N wat does dat tel u?
Son:
Astronomically it tels dat dere r milions of galaxies & planets.
Father remains Silent 4 a moment,
den says:
Idiot !
someOne has Stolen our tent.
MORAL:
" Education ruins ur Common Sense "
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 11/1/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Please avoid to take next breath
Please avoid to take next breath because
may be your breath connection is attached with the bomb...
And
your breath take may cause bomb blast
Inform others whom you care.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 10/31/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don't get up early
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.
He saw a packet of stones.
To pass time, he started throwing the stone into the sea.
While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that
the stone was a diamond.
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea.
Moral:
Don't Get Up Early In The Morning.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- What is the name of
What is the name of
Dog , who sucks people blood ,
and is lover of money ,,,,
who's name starts with " Z "
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ZANTAIER
in S Africa
BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Sidra Ahmed On: 10/24/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- It Still Tastes The Same..
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven't Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don't Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..."
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 10/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- English
How Pakistani Professors speak English:
1. don't dare talk infront of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late? .. say Yes or No .. ?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters both of them are girls !
6. All of you stand in a straight circle !
7. Quite! The Principal just passed away
8. Everybody stand lengthwise
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when i'm here ?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 10/21/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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