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- A hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience
A hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said "SHIT"..!!
&
it took 3 days to clean d hall...!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- DRIVE SLOWLY
There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college
But not near Girl's College Why?
Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Tina On: 6/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Someone Who Is Responsible
Employer: In This Job We Need Someone Who Is Responsible.
Applicant: I'm The One You Want.
On My Last Job, Every Time Anything Went Wrong,
They Said I Was Responsible.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 6/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Funny Complaints
If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees Then Why Do Banks
Have Branches?
Why Does A Round Pizza COme In A Square Box?
If U Aren't Supposed To Drink And Drive Why Do Bars
Have Parking Lots?
We Are A Funny Bunch Of People, Living In A Seriously
Funny World !!!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Faisal On: 6/15/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- dead wife
Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Maya Khan On: 6/11/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- English is difficult language
English is difficult language specially for japanese..
A True Story,
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/10/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Mortein Spray & Body Spray
What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 3 friends Lived in a Flat
3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.
To pass time & not get bored,
They decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.
1st person tells a story & They Climbed to 50th Floor.
2nd tells a funny story & They Climbed to 109th Floor.
Now the 3rd had to Tell a Very Sad Story.
He said,
"I've left The Door key in Car" :-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Kiran On: 6/4/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- I walked on road
2day I walked on road,
suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me,
I asked- y r u surrounding me?
Police- Bcoz Govt order. . .
"SAVE TIGERS" . ! ?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 6/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- The phone bill was exceptionally high
The phone bill was exceptionally high.. Man called a family meeting on saturday to discuss..
Dad- this is unacceptable. I don't use this phone, i only use my work phone..
Mum.. Me too. I hardly ever use this phone..
Son- i use my office mobile i never use the home phone..
All of them are shocked n together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them..
Maid- wat? So v all use our work phones.. Not a Big deal...! =P ;->
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/1/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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raje bhosale says:
( Wednesday, March 17, 2010 )
1rupia=1 Lakh nahi hota magar phir b 1 rupia lakh se nikale jaye to wo b lakh nahi rehta aap hamare lakhon doston me bus wahi 1 rupiya hai
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