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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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  • A ship was sinking.
    A ship was sinking.
    Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
    A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
    Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
    Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
    as we are one jacket short...

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 7/5/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
142
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  • doorbell.
    A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

    can u guess why???



    Huh?
    try



    think!!!






    donno???
    cuz






    he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 7/4/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
143
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  • body/fat ratio
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

    A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
144
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  • Moti-vating
    Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
    A . Moti-vating !!!

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
145
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  • Exam SMS
    Father to Son:
    If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dont call me DAD...

    Son:
    Ok DAD

    After some days......

    Father:
    How is ur result?

    Son:
    Sorry Bashir sab...

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
146
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  • neither-nor
    English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
147
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  • fried foods bad for you
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/28/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • start ur day with +ve attitude
    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE
    OUTLOOK
    1. Open a new file in your computer..
    2. Name it 'Asif Ali Zardari'
    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
    5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really
    want to get rid of 'Asif Ali Zardari'?

    6. Firmly Click ' Yes.
    7. Feel better?
    8. GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do "Altaf Hussain".

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
149
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  • Finger Prints
    One day 2 policemen were catching a thief but they failed to catch, So police inspector send a havaldar after him. After an hour havaldar returned and said.

    Havaldar: I missed him but I got his fingure prints.

    Inspector: Very good, but tell me where are the prints?

    Havaldar: On my cheeks!

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
150
SMS
  • Fairy
    Fairy: (to a 60 year old couple) I will grant u each a wish

    Wife: I want to travel the whole world with my husband

    The fairy waved her magic wand & “POOF”

    Two tickets appeared in her husband.

    Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

    The fairy waved her magic wand & “POOF”

    The husband become 92 years old.

    Moral: Men who are ungrateful --------- should remember
    Fairies are always Females.

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/26/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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