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Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 10
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Teacher:
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
.
Student:
He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfrnd
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 2/19/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- New SmS Law
National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7,
according to which changing or altering a SMS msg
B4 forwarding it is illegal
(Ministry SMS msgs)
(Preserve SMS act 7)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 2/14/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- He is our President...!
American: In our country a man had no legs,
We put him artificial legs now he is race champ.
Russian: In our country a man had no arm,
We put him artificial arm now he is boxing champ.
Pakistani: In our country a man had no brain,
We put sindhi cap on his head now he is our President...!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Suneeta On: 2/12/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Surprised?
I'm Going To ENGLAND
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 72 Days.
Surprised?
After 73 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Pieces On: 2/12/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- What is OBAMA
What OBAMA means....?
.
.
O=Orignaly
.
B=Born in
.
A=Africa to
.
M=Manage the
.
A=Americans
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 2/12/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- "Weep Openly."
A true friends is one who sees the first tear in your eyes,
Catches the second and stop the third.
If fourth one comes then slaps you and says
"Weep Openly."
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Fazal Deen On: 2/7/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Both useless...
you think of Me and I think of you,
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both have no work to do!!
Both useless...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Ayesha Khan On: 2/7/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- FASHION DESIGNING
What is FASHION DESIGNING?
"TOO many Brains working on
TOO little clothes with
TOO many ideas on how to cover
TOO little 'AREAS';-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Pieces On: 2/6/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- U r so sweet...
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i cant send u all of them,
It wil take lot of time...
So i m sending u just 1 joke...
"u r so sweet..."
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Speedo On: 1/31/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Fantastic Definitions:
Fantastic Definitions:
SCHOOL: A place where dad pays & son plays.
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps
u poor all ur life so that you can die
rich.
MARRIAGE: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree & a women
gains her masters.
DICTIONARY: A place where success
comes before work.
SMILE: A curve that sets lots of
things straight.
DOCTOR: A person who kills ur ills
by pills & kills u by bills
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lovebirds On: 1/31/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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