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- A ship was sinking.
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 7/5/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- doorbell.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
Huh?
try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 7/4/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- body/fat ratio
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Moti-vating
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A . Moti-vating !!!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Exam SMS
Father to Son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dont call me DAD...
Son:
Ok DAD
After some days......
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- neither-nor
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- fried foods bad for you
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/28/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- start ur day with +ve attitude
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE
OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer..
2. Name it 'Asif Ali Zardari'
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really
want to get rid of 'Asif Ali Zardari'?
6. Firmly Click ' Yes.
7. Feel better?
8. GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do "Altaf Hussain".
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Finger Prints
One day 2 policemen were catching a thief but they failed to catch, So police inspector send a havaldar after him. After an hour havaldar returned and said.
Havaldar: I missed him but I got his fingure prints.
Inspector: Very good, but tell me where are the prints?
Havaldar: On my cheeks!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Fairy
Fairy: (to a 60 year old couple) I will grant u each a wish
Wife: I want to travel the whole world with my husband
The fairy waved her magic wand & “POOF”
Two tickets appeared in her husband.
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The fairy waved her magic wand & “POOF”
The husband become 92 years old.
Moral: Men who are ungrateful --------- should remember
Fairies are always Females.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/26/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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