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- English Funny SMS
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best! feel-good food around!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/19/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pakistan Zindabad
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK , in 30 minutes it
caught 50 thieves;
Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana ,
in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
Pakistan ,
in 15 minutes the machine
was stolen.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/19/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- i Can.....and u can.?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Globalization
Question ~ What is Globalization
Answer ~ Diana's Death
Reason ~ An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian driver who drunk Scottish whisky, followed by an Italian photographer on a Japanese motorcycle, treated by an American Doctor with Brazilian medicines. And this sharing is shared by a Pakistani
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 6/17/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Impress
Respect her,
Honour her,
Leove her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
.
.
HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
.
Just smile once
(Game Over)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/14/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- U DiD
All flowers don’t represent
LOVE but
Rose did….
.
All days don’t represent
LOVE but
Valentine did…
.
All plays don’t represent
LOVE but
Romeo Juliet did….
.
All birds can’t talk but
PARROT did….
.
All monkeys can’t read msgs
But
U did…
Well done
Dana done
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/14/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- O.B.A.M.A
What is the full form of
OBAMA…?
.
.
O=Orignally
.
B=Born in
.
A=Africa to
.
M=Manage the
.
A=Americans
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 5 things not to lose
5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE
In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 24 hrs to live
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Gift 4 u
A GIFT FOR U
I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
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.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
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Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 6/10/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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