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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 273
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Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 10
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  • English Funny SMS
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best! feel-good food around!

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/19/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
102
SMS
  • Pakistan Zindabad
    In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
    to different countries for a test.

    In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

    In UK , in 30 minutes it
    caught 50 thieves;

    Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

    Ghana ,
    in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

    Pakistan ,
    in 15 minutes the machine
    was stolen.

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/19/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
103
SMS
  • i Can.....and u can.?
    I can SING on Any STAGE
    Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?



    I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
    Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?



    I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
    Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?



    TRY ALL THIS........ ....
    Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
104
SMS
  • Globalization
    Question ~ What is Globalization

    Answer ~ Diana's Death

    Reason ~ An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian driver who drunk Scottish whisky, followed by an Italian photographer on a Japanese motorcycle, treated by an American Doctor with Brazilian medicines. And this sharing is shared by a Pakistani

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: 6/17/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
105
SMS
  • Impress
    Respect her,

    Honour her,

    Leove her,

    Protect her,

    Care for her,

    Obey her,

    .

    .

    HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS

    .

    Just smile once

    (Game Over)


  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/14/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
106
SMS
  • U DiD
    All flowers don’t represent
    LOVE but
    Rose did….
    .
    All days don’t represent
    LOVE but
    Valentine did…
    .
    All plays don’t represent
    LOVE but
    Romeo Juliet did….
    .
    All birds can’t talk but
    PARROT did….
    .
    All monkeys can’t read msgs
    But
    U did…
    Well done
    Dana done

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/14/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
107
SMS
  • O.B.A.M.A
    What is the full form of
    OBAMA…?
    .
    .
    O=Orignally
    .
    B=Born in
    .
    A=Africa to
    .
    M=Manage the
    .
    A=Americans

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
108
SMS
  • 5 things not to lose
    5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE

    In life 5 things u should
    Never lose
    .
    Character
    .
    Self respect
    .
    Hope
    .
    Heart
    .
    .
    &
    .
    .
    .
    Well, you know my name…

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
109
SMS
  • 24 hrs to live
    If GOD gave me 24 hrs
    I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
    &
    In last 5 mint
    I will press ur neck and say
    “Lets go togather Friend”

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
110
SMS
  • Gift 4 u
    A GIFT FOR U

    I have a
    GIFT 4 u
    Plz close ur eyes
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    7
    8
    9
    10
    .
    .

    Cheater
    .
    .
    You did not close ur eyes
    .
    Now
    No GIFT 4 U
    “BYE”

  • Submitted in: English Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 6/10/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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