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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 277
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Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 10
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- Chinese poet said
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Misuse Of English
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
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said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,
Look At My Figure”.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Asian Paints
Beauty Tip:
If You Want To Protect You Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply...
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Asian Paints
Exterior Emulsion.
7 Years Guarantee. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Rehan On: 2/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- My name is Khan
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan"
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Tina On: 2/13/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Taxi Meter
Japanese Guy visited Pakistan & Took Taxi To go To Friend's House. On the way,
Toyota Passed By.
He told the Driver:
Toyota, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.
Then Honda Passed.
He Again:
Honda, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.
Then For Prado,
He again Gave Same Compliment.
Taxi Driver got Angry.
When Reached the Destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:What? So much This Is.
The Angry Driver Replied:
Taxi Meter, Made in Pakistan Runs Very Fast.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Saba On: 1/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- William Tharki
Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Mini Skirt...
Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject,
And Short Enough To Create Interest...
(William Tharki)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Kashif On: 1/20/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- IT'S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON'T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Mr Lonely On: 1/17/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Tom & jerry
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 1/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Dedicated to all Engineers
I could be a doctor and save lives..!!
I could be a lawyer and defend lives..!!
I could be a soldier and protect lives..!!
But why to play
with lives of others??
So I chose to be an Engineer,
and destroy my own life...!!
Dedicated to all Engineers...
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 1/9/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Story
Once upon a time in a film there came a strange situation...
Hero love heroin
But heroin love villain
But villain love hero's sis
But hero's sis love heroin,'s bro
But heroin's bro love vilain's sis
Finally 2 people commit suicide
who r those???
Producer And Director:-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love On: 12/26/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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dalhat says:
( Sunday, December 20, 2009 )
it was realy fun reading all d text messages,inshort u've made my day......keep it up.....!
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( Wednesday, October 14, 2009 )
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keep it up guys
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( Thursday, September 24, 2009 )
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( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )
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Vaibhav says:
( Saturday, June 27, 2009 )
Which is the only place, where both a Man and a Woman have got Curly hair ?
It's SOUTH AFRICA.
Stop dirty thinking.
Faizan says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Anil says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
Marriage
One day one man went to die that time another man saw him.
He asked Why are u going to die.
The man replied that "I am going to get married.It is better to suicide than living with my wife"
Khadija says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
its nice.........carry on
James says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
The way they find for smile its very nice.from nice people i called that a laoughy planet keep it up but in good manners
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