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- A foolish man and WISE man
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying tobe smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
So what to do?????????????
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- They Had a bicycle repair shop
They Had a bicycle repair shop n a 'Dream' to make something that flys. People laughed at them..
The WRIGHT BroS.(makers of the 1st airplane).
he went to the Best University in the world, but to Attend One class that he Only understood.
Dropped out of that University & never graduated.
STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLE Computer).
Teachers told him he was "too stupid to learn anything"
THOMAS EDISON (inventor of light bulb)
He went regularly to college n He didnt study at all Wahab
Now just wait & watch!!;-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- XtraOrdinary FUTURE PLANNING
XtraOrdinary FUTURE PLANNING
Once an oldman
was waiting 4 a train sitting
at a bench.
A young boy
came to him & asked the time.
0ldman refused
to tell the time
Boy insisted
again and again
But the oldman denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Oldman said
If i tell you the time, then
u will ask about me
my name
job etc
Then
I will ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get a seat with me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love with her
she too
Then
she may insist me to marry u
&
I am sorry
I don't want
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Abdul Wahab On: 7/22/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Cat Read Every Morning
Q. Wat Does a Cat Read Every Morning?
A. Mews Paper.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- woman in diet club
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.
She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Typical pakistani Child
A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white painted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;
mother: ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?
ahmad (says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- It was the toughest spelling test
I had the toughest time of my life.
First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.
I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled through it....
...
...
...
...
It was the toughest spelling test I ever saw!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- A young banker decided to get
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.
A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Lonely Heart On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Actually
Actually
Chemicaly
Physically
Biologicaly
Botanicaly
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Normaly
Usualy
Softly
Quickly
Basicaly
Extremly
Beautifuly
Particularly
Kindly
Faithfuly
ly
Nearly
wrongly
Poorly
Perfectly
Sincerely
Equaly
Finally
And
Totally
I
want
2
DISTURB U ;-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: PaPa Ki PaRi On: 7/9/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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( Tuesday, June 08, 2010 )
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( Sunday, December 20, 2009 )
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( Wednesday, October 14, 2009 )
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( Thursday, September 24, 2009 )
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( Saturday, August 08, 2009 )
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Vaibhav says:
( Saturday, June 27, 2009 )
Which is the only place, where both a Man and a Woman have got Curly hair ?
It's SOUTH AFRICA.
Stop dirty thinking.
Faizan says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Anil says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
Marriage
One day one man went to die that time another man saw him.
He asked Why are u going to die.
The man replied that "I am going to get married.It is better to suicide than living with my wife"
Khadija says:
( Sunday, December 07, 2008 )
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