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- When u mix Rice in Milk
When u mix Rice in Milk u call it Kheer..
When u mix Vinegar in Milk u call it Paneer
When u mix a Sweet person like Me in ur Life u call it Taqdeer !!;-):-)
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Faisal On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- "Z" se start ho Tabahi machati hy
Tamam aysi chizain
jo "Z" se start ho
Tabahi machati hy:
ZALZLA
ZALIM
ZEHAR
ZAkhm
Zukaam
Zrr
Zameen
&
Most important
Inna sareyaan da peo
"Z@rdari Kutta''
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Faisal On: 8/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- All flowers don't represent love
All flowers don't represent love but..Rose did it
All brds can't speak but..Parrot did it
All dogs can't lead countries but..
He did it
Haan wohi. ..
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/19/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- GirlFriend oR Police
GirlFriend oR Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai?
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Socho!
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Dono Hi Paise Kha Kar Chor Dete Hy. :-)
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Koi Dost Ho To Tum Jaisa
Koi Dost Ho To
Tum Jaisa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho To
Tum Jaisa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho To
Tum Jaisa
Pata Nahe Sab MUJHE Aesa Kiun kehte hain.:-)
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- President of Pakistan ka Plane Crash
"Breaking NEWS"
President of Pakistan ka Plane Crash.
President samet 18 afraad Janbahaq.
Poore Pakistan Mai 10 Roza Sog ka Elaan.
Dawn News
18th Aug. 1988
Gen. Zia-ul-haq.
Hamari Aysi Qismat Kahan.
Laikin phir bhi
"PAIWASTA REH SHAJR SE UMEED-E-BHAR RAKH:)
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Lovers' Messages In Different Pakistani Cities
Lovers' Messages In Different Pakistani Cities:
ISLAMABAD
Hello Jaan..Chalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant Mai Dinner Meri Traf Se,
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum?
Ek Ghantty sy College k Gate py khara Hoon,
MULTAN
Hey Jaan,
Aaj to Film ka Mood Banrha hy Or Wo Bhi Tumhry Sath,
QUETTA
Hi Jaan,
What a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Akhroot Khaty hain
KARACHI
Hi Janu
Kahan Ho Tum ?
Abhi Abhi firing Hui hy,
Mar To Nahi gae.. :D
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- A High level meeting on water shortage
A High level meeting on water shortage..
Shahbaz Sharif:
We dont hav water 4 irrigation,look at our crops.
Amir Hoti:
We dont hav water 2 generate electricity,look at our dams.
Qaim Ali Shah:
We dont hav water 4 bhang,look at our koonda's.
Nawab Riasani:
We dont hav water 4 taking bath, look at me......!!!:-P
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Why Boys r So Careles
Why Boys r So Careles & Irresponsible..?
Coz They Knw That Sum where Sum Sweet
& Innocent Girl Is Learning
To Be Responsible For Them.
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- When someone insults u...
When someone insults u...
Think before u react..
It takes 72 muscles to get angry,
14 to smile
but
Only 4 muscles to extend ur hands
and
slap the idiöt
:P
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Free sms says:
( Wednesday, July 14, 2010 )
Nice blog.....i like it....bookmarked
Moon says:
( Wednesday, January 20, 2010 )
Good sms i am very happy.
Mr saleemi says:
( Thursday, November 19, 2009 )
SMS> aik murgha aik murgee k peechay bhag raha tha. bhagta bhagtay miughi train k neechay aa gai or mer gai.mugha bola bachari merhooma kitnee naike the jaan day di mager mujhay pappi naheen di
sidra says:
( Tuesday, June 16, 2009 )
good jokes
jennexmm says:
( Friday, March 20, 2009 )
Hello everyone!
I'm new to funnysms.vpaki.com.
I hope I can be a regular here!
Sateesh says:
( Friday, November 07, 2008 )
Gaun ki "GORI",
Badi hi "BHOLI",
"BRA" utari,
"PANTY" kholi,
"GAGRA" uthake,
mujse boli,
mar pichkari,
khelenge "HOLI"..........
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