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Total SMS in Cool SMS Jokes: 139
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Total Comment posted in Cool SMS Jokes: 6
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- Popat Bachiyon K Number
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Keep a special place for me
Keep a special place for me in ur heart, not in ur mind!
Keeping me in ur mind can be dangerous for u Because people say I am MiNd BloWinG.
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Jasmine On: 3/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 1 more blast
Breakng newz!
oh my God 1 more blast in our country:(
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) ) ~~ dhuzzz
_|,|.
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Kinds Of Engineers
There Are 3 Kinds Of Engineers In This World..
*Some Make Wonders Happen*
*Some See Wonders Happen*
*Others Wonder What Happened*
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Haseen Aur Zaheen
Duniya mai 2 tarhan k log hoty hein
1st haseen
2nd zaheen
Pehla woh jiska app msg pr rahe ho,
dosra wo
jis ne ye msg apko send kya hai…
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Tabinda On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Engineers never ask Answer
Prove that
2/10=2
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Arts student:
Out of syllabus.
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Commerce student:
Question hi ghalat hai.
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Medical student:
It's strange yaar,
Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student:
Two/ Ten
= wo / en
( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
Engineers never ask Ans kia hai?
They only ask,
Ans Kya lana hai?
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Munnapathan On: 3/7/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Pakistan Ka Matlab Kya
P : Pyaar
A : Aman
K : Khushhaali
I : Insaaf
S : Security
T : Taraqqi
A : Aazadi
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N : Not Available Here!
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Kuri Punjab Di On: 3/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Software Engineer
A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Cant you see the warning?
"smoking is injurious to health"
The engineer says........ ...
Any guesses !!!!!!!!!!!!
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We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Angel Of Love On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Mistakes and mistakes
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a New Style
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a New path
If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a New Venture
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a New Law
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a New Invention
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a New Fashion
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a New theory
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a Mistake Only
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Quote Of Advertisement
The quote of advertisement written in front of a beauty parlour:
"Dont whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might be ur grand mother"
Submitted in: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Samir On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Moon says:
( Wednesday, January 20, 2010 )
Good sms i am very happy.
Mr saleemi says:
( Thursday, November 19, 2009 )
SMS> aik murgha aik murgee k peechay bhag raha tha. bhagta bhagtay miughi train k neechay aa gai or mer gai.mugha bola bachari merhooma kitnee naike the jaan day di mager mujhay pappi naheen di
sidra says:
( Tuesday, June 16, 2009 )
good jokes
jennexmm says:
( Friday, March 20, 2009 )
Hello everyone!
I'm new to funnysms.vpaki.com.
I hope I can be a regular here!
Sateesh says:
( Friday, November 07, 2008 )
Gaun ki "GORI",
Badi hi "BHOLI",
"BRA" utari,
"PANTY" kholi,
"GAGRA" uthake,
mujse boli,
mar pichkari,
khelenge "HOLI"..........
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