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  • WiLLiAm NaRgiS
    : GoLDeN WoRds :

    Kitaab or Taangein kholnay se pehle ungli pay thook laga lena chahiye!!!!

    WiLLiAm NaRgiS

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • shalwar wali jaib
    Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kapra lagana bhool gaya

    Chor ne zip khol k hath dala to bola:
    Itni bari topi to 5 hazar walay note ki b nhi hoti...

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Job interview
    Job interview:

    Aapko kitnay SAALON ka tajurba hai…?

    Pathan .. Saalon ka to pata nai

    Lekin Mujhe

    2 SAALIYON ka tajurba hai….!

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Height of harami pan
    Height of harami pan

    Aishwarya Adopted A 4 yr old boy.
    1 day boy cried 4 milk.
    Aish-”Ab tum bade
    ho gye ho. khana khao.”
    boy-”Acha pilao mat,sirf dikha do.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Some Imporatant Things...
    1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k

    2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai

    3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai

    4- Orat ko sex se pehle itna garm karo ke us ka pani nikal jae phir ussy kro ge to 2 min main he satisfy ho jae gi

    “Prof Nargis” ki kitab

    ” Doodh ka doodh, pani ka pani ” se iktebaas.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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  • Paad main smell
    A scientific question:

    Q: Paad main smell kyun hoti hai?

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    Ans: Taakay behray loog bhi enjoy kar sakain..!

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • HONEY MOON
    “HONEY MOON”

    H- Hey!Mat Karo

    O- Oh!Na Dabao

    N- Nipple Dukhti Hai

    E- Etna Lamba

    Y- Ye dalo gay’

    M- Mar Gai

    O- Or Dalo

    O- Or Tez

    N- Nikala kyun?

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Height Of…
    Height Of Patience:
    A Naked Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place.

    Height Of Success:
    The Banana Falls At The Right Place.

    Height Of Tremendous Success:
    An Earthquake Happens And Bananas Falls At The Right Place, One By One.

    Height Of Tragedy:
    The Entire Banana Tree Falls At The Right Place.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • What Is The Height Of Poverty?
    What Is The Height Of Poverty?
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    …..
    When A Girl Is Ready To Get Fu.Cked For Only 2 Rs…. And You Have Only 1 Rs!!!

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Mere Abbu ki hieght
    1st friend:

    Mere Abbu ki hieght itni bari hai ke wo chaltey Fan ko araam se rok letey hain.

    2nd friend:

    Mere Abbu ki bhi hieght bohat bari hai, lekin wo aese CHUTIYAPE k kaam nahi krte.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Saad On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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