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- Windscreen Wiper and a Woman
What is the Resemblance Between A
Windscreen Wiper and a Woman?
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When they are Wet, They do not Squeak(Make Noise) Anymore!
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Saad On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Height Of Fashion?
What Is Height Of Fashion?
A Girl Applying Lip-Stick On Her Vertical Lips
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Why Men Prefer Kiss A Woman’s Lips Before Sex?
Question: “Why Do Most Men Prefer Kiss A Woman’s Lips Before Sex?”
Answer: “That’s The Best Way To Shut A Woman’s Horizontal Lips & Open The Vertical One…!“
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Can I Kiss You?
Boy Asked To A Girl: “Can I Kiss You?”
Girl Answered: “Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips?”
Boy: “What?”
Girl: “I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips?”
Boy: “I Did Not Get You?”
Irritated Girl: “Chutiyae, Hontho Pe Ya Chut Pe?“
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Interview Of Four Girls For Secretary
A Boss Has To Interview Four Girls For Secretary Position.
He Thought Of A Question And Asked Each One Of Them: ”A Woman Normally Has Two Mouths. What’s The Difference Between The Two?”
The First One Answered: “One Can Talk But The Other Can’t.”
Second Answered: “One Is Vertical And The Other Is Horizontal.”
Third Answered: “One Is Hairy, The Other Isn’t.”
The Last One Answered: “One Is For My Use And The Other Is For My Boss.”
Boss: You’re Hired!
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Good Girls Vs Bad Girls
Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way.
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot Around. Bad Girls Make It Hot Around By Loosening Few Buttons.
Good Girls Have Only One Credit Card And Rarely Use It. Bad Girls Only Have One Bra And Rarely Use It.
Good Girls Pack Their Toothbrush For Traveling. Bad Girls Pack Their Diaphragms.
Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While Sex. Bad Girls Do Too, But Only For Starters.
Good Girls Say, “No Way.” Bad Girls Say, “When n Where?”
Good Girls Think They’re Not Fully Dressed Without A Strand Of Pearls. Bad Girls Think They’re Fully Dressed With Just A Strand Of Pearls.
Good Girls Wear High Heels To Work. Bad Girls Wear High Heels To Bed.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 5 Message(s)
- Why Buffelo Looks Nervous After Giving Milk?
Teacher in Class To Children: “Why Buffelo Looks Nervous After Giving Milk?”
Banta: “Madam Someone Press Your Boobs For One Hour & Don’t Fuck You. How Do You Feel?“
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: NOON On: 6/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- What's ur name?
Boy: What's ur name?
Girl: Q btaon? me tumhe nahi janti.
Boy: Na btao charho mere '8 inch' k Lun pe.
Girl: Laiba, B.Com 2nd year, panjab college.
wo samne wali gali me tesrey makan mei rehti hun.
Moral:
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Larkiyan shakal pay nai LUN pay marti hai.
Dob marö choti LULLI waly:
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 6/16/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Pichli Line m betha bacha
Pichli Line m betha bacha:
miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain.
Miss pas ayi or jab lace tie krne k liye jhuki to dekha k bacha us k boobs dekh raha hai.
Miss: haramzade is liye mujhe bulaya?
Bacha: nhi madam baki sari class ko aap ki gand dikhani thi is liye.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 6/16/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Zruri Elaan
1 Zruri Elaan.:.
Sone se Pehle
or Jagne K Baud
1 Zruri Kaam Kren
Ta'ke Ap Sakun
se Rahen...
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iTs fuN 2B yOuNg.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 6/16/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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