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- What is SEX?
What is SEX?
Sex is like Pepsi, Ye Dil mange aur.
Sex is like Iodex, Ooh Aah Ouch.
Sex is like Mirinda, Zor ka jhtka.
Sex is like 7Up, Piyas bujhai,
Sex is like CocaCola, Maza zindagi ka.
Sex is like Dew, Na kiya to phir kya jiya.
Sex is like LimoPani, Kabhie bhi kahin bhi.
Sex is like BP LOLLY, Bas lage raho...
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/3/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Boy standing behind a girl
Boy standing behind a girl in a full bus.
His Erect Penis touched the Girl.
She Slapped and Said:
Kameenay khud ke khare hone ki jaga nahi,
Is ko bhi khara kar rakha hai...
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Doodh nhi peta
Anti Misba
"Bacha mera doodh nhi peta ese smjao"
Major Rohail
"Oy pee le pee le tu LUCKY hai teri MAA k pass apna bandobast hai warna doodh bhe Rs 45 kilo hai"
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 7/1/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Birth City
Govermnt ne Zardari k
jaae peydaish(birth city)
ur
aabai ghar(birth place)
se sab se zyada TAX wasool kya
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Socho kaha se..?
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Heramandi (Red light Area)
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 6/30/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan ki shadi
Pathan ki shadi hoti hai, Us k dost usay pistol day kar boltay hain: Mard ka bacha agar tera biwi virgin ho to hawai fire karna...agar seal phata ho to goli biwi ko maar dena
Pehli raat: Pathan khushi se 3 fire hawa me karta hai
Dosri raat: Biwi ko goli maar deta hai...
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/29/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Abortion
Phatan: Ab hum condom k bagair sex kre ga
Anti Misba:
Phir to me prgnent ho jao ge
Phatan:
Hum abortion krva lega
kyu k
Ab condom pr 0.000001% TAX lg gya hy
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 6/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- underwear
Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Boys Room
Things in Boys Room before Marriage: Deo, Perfume, Loveletter, Gift, cards, Condom.
After Marriage: Balm, Painkiller, LoanPaper
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/26/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Two facts of the world...
Two facts of the world...
1) School ki Ghanti.
Aur
2) Larki ki ph*ddi,
Jab bhi bajao gey,
*
*
To ander se bachay hi niklein ge...!
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Shafqat Ullah On: 6/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 2 nmbr k TAX
Larki ki Izzat lotne pr koi TAX nhi
pr
Gang rape krne pr fee larka Rs.500 TAX
.
Mujra krne pr koi TAX nhi
pr
Mujra dekhne pr 30% entertainment TAX
.
2 numbr larkeyon pr koi TAX nhi
pr
2 numbr larki k sath sex krne pr 50% TAX
.
Sharab/charas/powder pr koi TAX nhi
pr
Nasha krne pr 100% TAX
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 6/23/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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lakshman says:
( Monday, June 22, 2009 )
very funy sms its fresh the mind
Faraz says:
( Sunday, May 31, 2009 )
Hum ne to use ajnabi samja tha Faraz
.
pr wo Major Rohail to meri he najaiz ullad nikla
MALIK ZEESHAN ANJUM AWAN says:
( Wednesday, April 29, 2009 )
Aishwarya ny 2 sal ka bcha goad lia,
1 din bcha doodh k liy chekha.
Aishwarya:tm bry ho gy ho,khana khao.
Bacha:acha mt pilao sirf dikha do............................................................................
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( Saturday, April 25, 2009 )
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( Saturday, February 28, 2009 )
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SHABNAM says:
( Wednesday, February 18, 2009 )
Hello Boysss
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I m Shabnam university medical student
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I like dirty jokes
Major Rohail Jokes(dirty)
Anti Misba Jokes(sexy)
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jokes
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Lge rho
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( Wednesday, February 18, 2009 )
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Anti Misba
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Jaleel says:
( Wednesday, February 18, 2009 )
Very Very
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Specialy
Adult,sexy,dirty jokes
in
Major Rohail category
and
Anti Misba category
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( Monday, February 09, 2009 )
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Anti Misba/Rohail
send me new funny dirty jokes
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( Monday, February 09, 2009 )
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Anti Misba/Rohail SMS
is very good in
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jokes
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