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  • Husband Suhag Raat Main
    Husband suhag rat me: Main shadi se pehly 20 aurtoun k sath sex kar chuka hun

    wife: (sharmaty huway) ap wahi hai na jis ne 500 ka Jaali note dia tha..

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Sex ki Goli
    Old Man:Beta 5mg Sex ki Goli Dena

    Chmist:Chacha Apko Ziyada Doz Chahiye,5mg Se kuch Nhi Hoga

    Old Man:Beta Bas itna khara Ho jaye k Pishab Chapal Par Na Gire.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Six Sex
    SIX or SEX Me kya Farq hai?

    Very simple Utha k maaro tou SIX Or Litaa k maaro tou SEX.

    Haath ooper ho tou SIX Or Taangay ooper ho tou SEX”;-)

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Public Service Message
    Rozana hath chalane se parheiz karien,

    Yaad rakhein k

    mard rahey jaandar

    To Biwi rahey Emaandar!

    Public Service Message By,

    "Muth Control Departmemt".

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • MITHAI ki dukan
    Mard ka underwear ek MITHAI ki dukan hy.
    Jis mai 1 cream roll hai,

    2 Gulab Jamun hain,

    kuch swaiyyan bhi hain,

    aur khushi ke moqay par kheer bi milti hai.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Sardar k 11 Bachy
    Sardar k 11 Bachy Buhat Shor Kr Rhy Thy

    1 Baba DANDY S Tk Tk Krty guzra

    Srdr:Baba Dndy pe Rbr Lgalo Awaz Nhi Aygi

    Baba Ye Kam Tu ne kia hota to itna Shor na hota...

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Suhag raat
    Husband suhag raat ko: Kabhi tum ne koi sexy movie dekhi hai?

    Wife: Han 1 bar dekhi thi.

    Husband: To phir hum aaj wohi karein ge jo us movie mein larki aur larkay ne kia tha.

    Wife: Woh to theek hai pr baki 2 larke tum bulao ge ya main bula loon?

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Biwi ne kameez utari
    Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
    Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
    bhi utar ker boli:

    "Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

    Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai..

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Saad On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Mard ka muqabla
    Sardar Pathan se:
    Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,

    Pathan: O sardar ji
    Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: 1/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Bacha nahi ho raha
    Pathan: 3 Saal se hamara Bacha nahi ho raha.

    Doctor: Yeh to bari Pareshani ki baat hai. Aap apne Partner ko bulao...

    Pathan: Javed Khan, Dal-ta-rasha..

  • Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes By: Saba On: 1/29/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Ahmed says:
( Saturday, January 23, 2010 )

hehe....nice..jokes...especially..newtons gravity....lol...n many more......
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( Wednesday, January 13, 2010 )

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Rishi says:
( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 )

Namastey

This is Rishi from
Sri Lanka

You have good taste

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Jumaira says:
( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 )

Hello

Very very nice collection of jokes

Major Rohail ur Anti Misba to bohat funny hy

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Dubai

Faiza says:
( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 )

Plz do not send me jokes of

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Anti Misba
Major Rohail
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category

Plz Plz Stop
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Rambo says:
( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 )

Rambo from Lahore

How r u
I like jokes
ye jokes
bohat ache ur funny hy

Anti Misba
Major Rohail
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Nargis
Pathan
Sardar

as k sb bohat ache jokes hy

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( Saturday, January 09, 2010 )

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( Wednesday, December 30, 2009 )

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( Sunday, October 25, 2009 )

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