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- Advertising For Condoms
7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay,
1 Aurat Ne Poocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms.?
Larkay: Nahi Madam Ye
7"UP" ka Add Hai...
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- BINA RUKE BATAAO
Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAAO,
abhishak bachan ki bivi ka naam?
Qutub Meenar Kahan Hai?
Gangaa Nadi ki Raftar kya Hai?
Murgi kya Deti Hai?
Student:
aishwariy rai Dehli Mai 140KM/Hour ki Raftaar Se Andey Deti hai.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Minister Bivi se
Minister Bivi se :
Dear
Such such batao
Tumney kitni bar humsey Bewfai ki hai ?
Wife : Kul 3 bar !
Minister : Kub-kub ?
Wife : Jub hum Ghareeb they aur aap k Dil ka Operation tha
Tu Dr. k pas gai thi.
Phir jub Aap Corruption case ki waja se Jail me band they to Judge k pas gai thi .
Minister : Teesri bar ?
Wife : Jub apko P.M bnana tha ?
Aur aap ko
76 MNA's ki zrorat thi .
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Condom Dena
Larki: Condom Dena.
Dukandar: Kis Liye?
Larki: Bhosri Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Dungi,
Taaky Tere Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Paida Na Ho.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Meri shrafat ki gwahi hr koi dega
1 aadmi apne bete se,.
Meri shrafat ki gwahi hr koi dega meine aj tak kisi aurat ko chhuha tk nhe.
Son.
To fir mein kis darkht ka phal hun...-)
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Is Month! New Tone
Dear custumor...
Is Month!
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New Tone
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Download
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Karain
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Or Wo Bhi
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Free....;-) ,,
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_|,!
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Talaq k baad BV ne Juj Se kaha
Talaq k baad BV ne Juj Se kaha,
meine bachy ko janam diya hai us pe mera haq hai,
Jaj ne Shohar Se kaha apni Safai mein kuch kaho,
Shohar: Jaj Sab Agar 1 Shaks ATM Machine mein card daalkar paise Nikale to un paison per Card wale ka haq hoga ya ATM Machine ka.!
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Dirty SMS
Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na parhen.
Ek boht khobsurat larki hoti hai
Gali ka har larka use pasand karta tha
Ek bar us ki tabiat kharab ho gai us ko ultiyan aane lagi
Us ne ek glass me ulti ki or kaha
Jo mujh se sacha pyar karta hai wo ye ulti pee le
Ek larka taiyar ho jata hai
Wo adha glass peene k baad ruk jata hai
To larki pochti hai kya hua ruk kyu gae
Us larke ne hasrat bri nigah se dhaka or kaha
Balgham aa gaya tha chaba raha hoon ;
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Tumara inbox khali nazar aaya
( ".)
< )
, - - - .
LL .,:,.
Sorry Yaar !
Buhat
zor ka aaya tha
Tumara inbox khali nazar aaya
To kar diya.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aaj mere tann, mann main Aag laga d
Wife 2 husband,
Aaj mere tann, mann main Aag laga do..
Husband ne petrol phenk k Aag laga di..
Moral?
Jazbat ka izhaar Aasan alfaz main karain!
By (PSO):-)
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Maya Khan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
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( Saturday, July 10, 2010 )
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( Friday, June 18, 2010 )
In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent’s toilet and she come from ladies toilet.
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( Friday, June 18, 2010 )
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( Monday, February 15, 2010 )
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( Saturday, January 23, 2010 )
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