Top Funny SMS of the day (English| Urdu| Punjabi| Hindi|)
- Think Positive
Woh kon si Movie hai,
Jo aap awaaz aand kar ke bhi dekho tab bhi bohot MAZA aata hai?
Think?
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MR.BEAN
Ullu ke Pattho
kuch to acha socho.!
Posted in Category: Double Meaning SMS
By: Angel Of Love
On: Tuesday, February 09, 2010
- Lamha Lamha
Lamha Lamha
Wqt guzer jaye ga
6 din Bad Valentine's Day a jaega
Abhi bhi Wqt hy Kisi se Affair chala lo
Werna Ye Valentine Day b Bekar chala jaega.?
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Tina
On: Monday, February 08, 2010
- Cricket Team
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy
By: Faisal
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Masoom Mohabbat
Masoom Mohabbat Ka, Bus Itna Fasana Hai.
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AMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Detin
Or
Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jaana Hai. :-)
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Abdul Wahab
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Al-Quran
Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi K Asmano Aur Zameen Ki Baadshahat Allah Hi K Liye Hai,
Aur Allah K Siwa Na Tumhara Koi Dost Hai Aur Na Hi Madadgar...
Al-Baqarah(40)
Posted in Category: Islamic SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- War
Some people think War is a competition between
Weapons,
People
or
Forces...
But i think War is a battle of prayers between
OUR MOTHERS
and
THEIR MOTHERS...
Posted in Category: Mothers Day SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Girl's Dress
Aaj kal larkiyon ka dress
yahan se less
wahan se less
kabhi sleevless
tu kabhi back less
aur koi larka ghoore tu
kutta kamina character less...
Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Yaad Ka Saya
Mri Ankhon Se Teri Yaad Ka Saya Nhi Jata
Mene Maan Lya Tumko Bhulaya Nhi Jata
Ek Muddat Se Koi Naam Likha Hai Dil Pr
Main kiya kro wo mujse mitaya Nhi jata.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Hobbies
Hazaron Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujhe Masroof Rakhtay Hain,
ay dost
Magar Tu Aisa
"KAMEENA"
Hai K Phir Bhi Yaad Aata Hai...!!
Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Wo Aam Si Shaam
Wo aam si sham thi jb juda hue hm
Na tot k pyar kr sake na ro saky hm
Wo b din thy k roz bat krty thy
ye b din he k awaz ko taras gae hm.
Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Masroof hai din raat
Masroof hai din raat usay waqt kahan hai.?
Wo mujhse karay baat usay waqt kahan hai.?
Betabi.e.dil ka usay andaza nahi hai.,
Samjhay meray jazbat usay waqt kahan hai.?
Wo ponchay meri aankh se behtay hooway ansoo,
Aae rang.e.barsat usay waqt kahan hai.?
Bhoolay se hi wo pochnay Aa jaae mera haal,
Ae gardish.e.halaat usay waqt kahan hai.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Lonely Heart
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Strong Teeth
Afridi ne Ball chaba ke de diya is baat ka saboot!
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K
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Colgate banaye,
Masoorhe sehat mand
Aur
Dant mazboot! ;->
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- Message Of The Day
Jo emaan Aap ko bistar se utha kar
Masjid ya musalley tak nai le ja sakta,
Woh ap ko jannat tak kia le ke jaye ga..
Sochiye ga zaror..
Posted in Category: Islamic SMS
By: Barbie Doll Jiya
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- T20 Captain
Hum nay tum ko T20 Ka captain banaya samajhdar samajh kar
"FARAZ....."
Tum to ball he khaa gaey naswar samajh kar...
Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy
By: Barbie Doll Jiya
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes
By: Barbie Doll Jiya
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- Bin tumhare
Bin tumhare zindgai me
Dard hai,
Ruswayi hai,
Tanhayi hai,
Laut ke aa jao SHERI REHMAN
Ye kaisi bewafayi hai..!
(WILLIAM ZARDARI)
Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Barbie Doll Jiya
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- Dog King Of Jungle
Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,
To jungle ka kya haal hota ?
Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .
Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes
By: Angel Of Love
On: Thursday, February 04, 2010
- Nafrat Ki Nigah
Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.
Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Angel Of Love
On: Thursday, February 04, 2010
