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  •  Think Positive
    Woh kon si Movie hai,

    Jo aap awaaz aand kar ke bhi dekho tab bhi bohot MAZA aata hai?

    Think?

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    MR.BEAN

    Ullu ke Pattho

    kuch to acha socho.!

    Posted in Category: Double Meaning SMS By: Angel Of Love On: Tuesday, February 09, 2010
  •  Lamha Lamha
    Lamha Lamha

    Wqt guzer jaye ga

    6 din Bad Valentine's Day a jaega

    Abhi bhi Wqt hy Kisi se Affair chala lo

    Werna Ye Valentine Day b Bekar chala jaega.?

    Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS By: Tina On: Monday, February 08, 2010
  •  Cricket Team
    Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

    Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

    Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

    Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...

    Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Faisal On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Masoom Mohabbat
    Masoom Mohabbat Ka, Bus Itna Fasana Hai.

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    AMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Detin

    Or

    Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jaana Hai. :-)

    Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS By: Abdul Wahab On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Al-Quran
    Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi K Asmano Aur Zameen Ki Baadshahat Allah Hi K Liye Hai,
    Aur Allah K Siwa Na Tumhara Koi Dost Hai Aur Na Hi Madadgar...

    Al-Baqarah(40)

    Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  War
    Some people think War is a competition between
    Weapons,
    People
    or
    Forces...

    But i think War is a battle of prayers between
    OUR MOTHERS
    and
    THEIR MOTHERS...

    Posted in Category: Mothers Day SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Girl's Dress
    Aaj kal larkiyon ka dress
    yahan se less
    wahan se less
    kabhi sleevless
    tu kabhi back less
    aur koi larka ghoore tu
    kutta kamina character less...

    Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Yaad Ka Saya
    Mri Ankhon Se Teri Yaad Ka Saya Nhi Jata

    Mene Maan Lya Tumko Bhulaya Nhi Jata

    Ek Muddat Se Koi Naam Likha Hai Dil Pr

    Main kiya kro wo mujse mitaya Nhi jata.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Hobbies
    Hazaron Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujhe Masroof Rakhtay Hain,

    ay dost

    Magar Tu Aisa
    "KAMEENA"
    Hai K Phir Bhi Yaad Aata Hai...!!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Wo Aam Si Shaam
    Wo aam si sham thi jb juda hue hm

    Na tot k pyar kr sake na ro saky hm

    Wo b din thy k roz bat krty thy

    ye b din he k awaz ko taras gae hm.

    Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Masroof hai din raat
    Masroof hai din raat usay waqt kahan hai.?
    Wo mujhse karay baat usay waqt kahan hai.?

    Betabi.e.dil ka usay andaza nahi hai.,
    Samjhay meray jazbat usay waqt kahan hai.?

    Wo ponchay meri aankh se behtay hooway ansoo,
    Aae rang.e.barsat usay waqt kahan hai.?

    Bhoolay se hi wo pochnay Aa jaae mera haal,
    Ae gardish.e.halaat usay waqt kahan hai.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
  •  Strong Teeth
    Afridi ne Ball chaba ke de diya is baat ka saboot!
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    Colgate banaye,

    Masoorhe sehat mand

    Aur

    Dant mazboot! ;->

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
  •  Message Of The Day
    Jo emaan Aap ko bistar se utha kar

    Masjid ya musalley tak nai le ja sakta,

    Woh ap ko jannat tak kia le ke jaye ga..

    Sochiye ga zaror..

    Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: Friday, February 05, 2010
  •  T20 Captain
    Hum nay tum ko T20 Ka captain banaya samajhdar samajh kar

    "FARAZ....."

    Tum to ball he khaa gaey naswar samajh kar...

    Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: Friday, February 05, 2010
  •  Source of Vitamin
    "Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

    I chew them regularly to stay fit"

    -Shahid Afridi

    Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: Friday, February 05, 2010
  •  Bin tumhare
    Bin tumhare zindgai me

    Dard hai,

    Ruswayi hai,

    Tanhayi hai,

    Laut ke aa jao SHERI REHMAN

    Ye kaisi bewafayi hai..!

    (WILLIAM ZARDARI)

    Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Barbie Doll Jiya On: Friday, February 05, 2010
  •  Dog King Of Jungle
    Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

    To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

    Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

    Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Angel Of Love On: Thursday, February 04, 2010
  •  Nafrat Ki Nigah
    Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

    Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

    Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Angel Of Love On: Thursday, February 04, 2010