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Rings
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Dr SmS On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Lucky man
WARNING!

Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!

But..

How lucky you are!!!

"No Brain"
"No Tension."

Posted in Category: Text Insults By: Dr SmS On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Sach bolo
Major Rohail:
Tm ne mj se jhoot bola k tm muj se pyar krti ho
Anti Misba:
Han me ne jhoot bola,
ab sach bloti hun
"Size does matter"

Posted in Category: Anti Misba & Rohail Sms By: Dr SmS On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

fall out the window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?

A: He was ironing the curtain

Posted in Category: Santa Banta Jokes By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

doorbell.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

Huh?
try

think!!!

donno???
cuz

he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in Category: English Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

dinner
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Pathan nay sheesha
Pathan nay sheesha daikha aur bola:

Isko kahin daikha hai......

Phir woh bola:

Yaad aaya yeh to wohi kamina hai jo shadi kay album main meri biwi kay sath hai...

Posted in Category: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Relation
Relation is like a bird..

If you hold it tight it Dies,

If you hold it loose it flies,

But if you hold it with care,

It stays with you forever...

Posted in Category: Decent SMS Jokes By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Pyar
Pyar

Kaha mujh se apno ne piyaron ne,

Mere bachpan ke yaaron ne,

Tere ujre hue an'gan mein ab phir se bahrein nahi khil sakti,

Tujhe woh mil nahi sakte,

Mohabat aik aziyat hai,

Ye aziyat chor de pagal,

Mohabat chor de pagal,

Mere ankhon ke chilman par mere ansoo yeh kehte hein,

Usey pana mohabbat hai,

Usay khona mohabbat hai,

Usay pa kar mohabbat ko zamana jeet kehta hai,

Jise sub har kehte hein,

Usay hum pyar kehte hein...

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Le jaayein ge
Le jaayein ge,
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Le jaayein ge,
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Hum aa kar aap ko le jayein ge,
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Aray
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Reh jayein ge,
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Reh jayein ge,
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ZOO wale dekhte reh jayein ge...

Posted in Category: Urdu Text Insults By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Ajeeb tarah se
Ajeeb tarah se nakaam rahe hum dono...!

Faraz

Woh mujhe chah na saka,

Mein usay bhula na saki.....!

Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Panty
Santa: Main ghar jaate he biwi ki panty utar dunga,
Banta: Yaar tu to boht mood mai lag raha hai,
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe boht tight ho rahi hai...

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher:
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE....

Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

tang kar raha hai…
Girl: yeh jo samnay larka betha hai mujhay aik ghantay say tang kar raha hai…

Waiter: lakin Mam woh tu aap ki traf dekh bhi nahin raha…..

Girl: yehi tu preshani hai…....

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Cycle
Ek moti orat cycle pr sawar ho kr gana ga rhi thi:

(dekha hai pehli bar sajan ki ankho mai pyar)

ek bache ne use dekh kr kha:

(dekha he pehli bar cycle pe hathi swar)

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009

Mangoes
Sardar ki behan ko daku utha kar lai gai….

Sub nay kaha daku khatrnaak hain, khali hath maat jana….

Sardar jatay hoay 2 kilo aam lai gaya

Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: Saturday, July 04, 2009